11/20/2025
A door-to-door salesman knocks on the front door of a house. A 12 year-old kid answers the door - smoking a cigar and holding a glass of cognac.
The salesman asks "Are you parents home?"
The kid replies "What do you think?"
Would a fly without wings be considered a walk?
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Still looking for a Covid Shot? Your appointment with AHS isn't until mid-December? Or you got frustrated waiting on the phone to book an appointment? We have Covid Shots available!!! These are private shots - not part of the government supply. Most private insurances are covering a portion, or all of the cost (insurance through work. Seniors Blue Cross does not cover it). This is for ages 12+ and the cost is $135. We don't charge the administration fee that other pharmacies charge (typically an additional $20 or $25 per person). There is no need to book an appointment - you can just walk in. We are pretty efficient and we will have you vaccinated for the season in no time at all. We have a good supply of shots, so no need to call to see if we still have some available 🙂
While you are here, you can check on the status of your pneumonia shot, Tetanus, RSV (free for anyone over 70), Hepatitis A and B, Flu shot (both regular and 65+) etc.
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There is a potato chip truck blocking the highway.
Expect de'Lays.
Kid: 'Mom, when did humans start to exist?"
Mom: "Well, you see, God created Adam and Eve...
Kid: "No, dad says we come from apes!"
Mom: "He was telling you about his side of the family; I am talking about my side."
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Have you heard ot Tanglewood Soaps? Based out of Caroline, AB (close to where I grew up), this small soap company makes a variety of amazing bar soaps, bath bombs, liquid hand soaps, lip balms and laundry soap. We have a good variety of their soaps on hand. People comment about how good our store smells (unless someone has put some food in the microwave). That would be the section of soaps we have near the front door. There are a couple of Christmas soaps available. One kind of smells like mouthwash (peppermint). Maybe someone in your life would love to smell like mouthwash?
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Doctor: "Hello Sir, I have your test results."
Elderly Man: "Did I pass, haha?"
Doctor: "You will soon."
I farted in Burger King.
It was an absolut whopper.
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We now sell Nutrastat - which has benefits for Cholesterol, Gut Health, Weight Management, as well as an aid for controlling blood sugar. It is made from Beta-Glucan Soluble Fibre - a natural powerful fibre found in Barley grains. It mixes well in water and does not have a taste. It is an Alberta based product developed at U of A. My wife completed her PhD in the lab right beside the team that developed it, and they are really nice people to boot. Another nice local success story!
I can’t wait until I retire so I can get up at 6 AM and drive really slow and make everybody late for work 😆😆😳
RIP his wife sent him out to get some fabric and thread, but he ended up in the bar all day.
Gone, but not for cotton.
Thanks for reading
Jason CR
Pharmasave on Northmount
4501 Brisebois Drive NW
403-282-1208
