03/09/2026
Ever have a Monday where you wake up and the fish you just purchased *yesterday* for your kid is suspiciously belly up so you scoop it out before she realizes and hide it in your bag so you can find a replacement after work? ...
But then the bag tips over because a kid knocked it by accident and some water spills all over your work computer and now your panicking and silently hoping that your computer still works?
You also are frantically calling your last person to see if they can come "a little bit earlier" so you can run to the store and find a "Pinky 2.0" replacement before your kid is made aware after school because at this moment she thinks she is still sleeping from the transition to the new tank?
Just me? Oh....