01/07/2026
Massage therapists hear it all 😂 Which one are you?
“Sorry I forgot to shave…”
“You can go deeper… WAIT. Nope. Go back.”
“I won’t fall asleep this time.”
Silence… followed by a little snort 😴
“That hurts so good.”
“Can you just stay right there forever?”
“I feel like melted butter.”
“I swear I drink water… sometimes.”