04/16/2026
🚨 NEW MERCH HAS LANDED 🚨
And honestly… it’s giving main character energy for both you and your dog!
I’ve teamed up with Spark Paws to bring the comfiest, best-fitting hoodies into The Loft — and yes, we went all in with matching human + dog sets because anything less felt like a missed opportunity.
✨ THE DETAILS:
• Human hoodies: S–2XL
• Colours: Dusty Rose + Slate Blue
• Dog hoodies: S–5XL
• Fit = unreal. Soft, structured, actually made for real bodies (and thick chests 👀🐾)
Magoo is rocking a 4XL like the king he is, and baby Chunks (11 weeks!!) is already serving looks in an XL.
These are the Essential Hoodies from Spark Paws — which means:
✔️ Premium quality (not your average flimsy merch)
✔️ Tailored fit for dogs (no awkward bunching or weird gaps)
✔️ Cozy enough you’ll “accidentally” wear yours all day
And yes… they are 100% Loft approved for post-treatment coziness, dog walks, barn days, and everything in between.
⚡️ LIMITED STOCK IS AVAILABLE!
DM to claim yours or grab one at your next appointment.
Because if your dog doesn’t have a better wardrobe than you… what are we even doing 💁🏼♀️