04/01/2026
🚨 NEW CLASS ALERT 🚨
Introducing our latest breakthrough in women’s strength training…
🌙 MIDNIGHT WORKOUTS 🌙
2:00 AM. Yes, you read that right.
Because apparently your metabolism peaks when you should be… sleeping? 🤔
✨ Starting April 1st
📍 Only at Gottcha Studio
👀 With your coach, R. U. Bynthis
Expect:
• Maximum yawning
• Zero coordination
• Questionable life choices
• Delusional strength gains
Spots are extremely limited (mostly because no one signed up yet 😅)
April Fools 😏
We’ll stick to getting strong at normal human hours.
But honestly, if anyone shows up at 2 AM… I’m impressed.