12/25/2025
đ Story time! This one is about navigating NFP and Marquette while on a family vacation.
Think of it as a cautionary tale of what can happen if you donât do a little advance planning for your testing routine while youâre away from home.
đ Day 1: I woke up early with my three kids, little at the time, after a short night of sleep. They were hungry and whiny, but I got them to the main level of the house and asked them to sit quietly outside the bathroom while I tested and the other 13 family members slept. I didnât want to leave my fertility gear lying around, so I stayed in the bathroom while the Clearblue monitor ran its test. A LONG 5 minutes. By the time I got my results, my kids were yelling and had woken up half the house. Lovely.
đ Day 2: I tried something different and brought my kids into the bathroom with me. Surely theyâd be quieter this way, right? Umm⊠no. How could they sit quietly when all this interesting stuff was happening? They watched while I p*ed in a cup and dipped my plastic âtoyâ into it. Cue the questions: why do you get to p*e in a cup when I have to use the toilet? Why is p*e yellow? Can I have a candy too? (Anything wrapped in purple plastic must be candy, right?) Another long 5 minutes of testing⊠and a full-blown tantrum when the âapple juiceâ on the counter wasnât for drinking. I walked out humbledâand avoided the awkward looks from the other adults.
đ Day 3: I swallowed my pride and asked my dad to watch my kids while I tested. After the âapple juiceâ incident, everyone knew what I was up to anywayâso at least I finally got some peace. Did the monitor catch my expected peak? Nope! (I did catch peak that cycle⊠a week later than usual, and in the comfort of my own home.)
All this to say, I learned some valuable lessons, and Iâd love to share them with you.
Read âHave a Merry Marquette Christmas: 5 Tips to Get You Through the Holidaysâ here:
đ https://www.vitaefertility.com/merry-marquette-christmas-tips/
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