04/22/2026
7 months post hip replacement.
4 months of treating myself like a client… instead of the “I know what I’m doing, I’ll wing it” approach 🙃
No peptides.
No shortcuts.
No secret sauce hiding in my kitchen cabinet.
Just the wildly unsexy things people love to avoid:
Steps (yes, I actually hit them)
Logging food (including the stuff I wished didn’t count)
Sleep (apparently not optional)
Training (consistently… not just when I felt like a fitness influencer)
No detoxes.
No 75-step morning routine.
No pretending I’m “different.”
Just doing the same basic things… every day… like it’s my job.
(Which, to be fair, it is 😅)
Funny how the “boring” stuff is also the stuff that works.
But yeah… tell me more about the shortcut you’re looking for.
Ps) the old bikini competitor in me remembered how to pose …but didn’t remember to smile 🤣