07/01/2019
Hey, did you see the new promos?? š¤
To be honest, one of my beefs with our products is their descriptions. So I took a crack at writing from the heart, my experiences with these products and how I think they are best described. Reader be warned, you can't take seriously 70% of what is to follow š¹
But hopefully this will help you "envision" what you could do with the awesome products available as promos this month!!
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Envision - Cures blindness. Just kidding! We all have tough decisions to make and plans to put into place for the future. Who knows which choice is the right one? For example, boxers or briefs?? These and many other of lifeās most challenging queries are solvable with more confidence, peace and hope for the future. And also, the answer is never briefsā¦unless youāre 70 with back acne. š šØāš¦³
Acceptance - This is the blend that comes in handy for men when they look in the mirror and see full on dad bod staring back at them. Then they pick themselves back up and go enjoy some smoked meat and an IPA.
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Journey On - Gary Young is commemorated by this earthy, powerful blend that encompasses his character to never stop never stopping. Garyās power and strong will were exemplified in his skills at blending oils, but they didnāt stop there. Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Gary Young's warm-up exercises. So be like Gary, wear this oil and never give up! šš š°
Copaiba - This absolute Gem of a single oil comes from the resin wild harvested from Brazilian copaiba. It can be applied to skin to enhance a youthful radiant glow. Especially useful in speedo season⦠I mean, have you seen the Brazilian people? Totes gorge! One other cool fact: Do a little research for yourself on Beta-carophyllene (55%) and youāll be slathering this stuff on after your next workout! š§āāļø
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Valor - Always wanted to walk up to that person at work who just rubs you the wrong way and give em what for? I mean, really take em to the mat! Verbally or physically, its up to you. With your new found best friend Valorā¦there aint no mountain high enough, aint no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you baby! šŖšŖ
Boost Bar - This is one "Bar" where no one will be trying out awkward pickup lines like āHey girl, are those space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!ā With the new āBoost Barā pick your top 3 oils to incorporate into your daily life and keep em front and centre so you wonāt forget to use them! Youāll probably want to put them in the bathroom. You spend way too much time in there. š¹
***Disclaimer: These statements have not been approved by Health Canada, Young Living, the FDA, NASA or the strictest regulatory body of them all, my wife, Jilene.