10/17/2025
💿 The Life of a Clinic Owner: A heartfelt (and overly caffeinated) soundtrack to running a wellness clinic💿️
Waitlist Symphony
A dramatic opener. Phones ringing, emails pinging, clients hoping the universe aligns so they can get that one
perfect slot.
Cancel Culture
A soulful ballad about those last-minute texts that start with, “Hey, sorry but…”
The Great Ghosting
A slow-tempo heartbreak song. You prepped the room, warmed the table… and they ghosted you
The Temperature Starter
A jazzy back-and-forth duet between “it’s too cold” and “It’s way too hot in here.”
The Unicorn Wand
A mystical anthem inspired by the clients who think your schedule is a Tetris game you can just rearrange at will.
Five-Star impression
A power ballad celebrating every glowing Google review that makes it all feel worthwhile.
Failure to load
A heavy metal headbanger, when insurance claims don’t cover the client's treatment.
Laundry Fairies
An energetic, rhythmic song powered entirely by the doof of the dryer and the scent of laundry detergent and bounce sheets.
Reception Redemption
A catchy pop tune honouring the front desk team who keep the chaos (mostly) under control.
The “Break-up”
A gentle piano piece about the hour spot that the reception booked before you could block your schedule
After 4:30 pm club
A funky, dramatic closer —for all the people who want evening appointments
Nineteen years and counting
A slow, symphonic sound to celebrate 19 years when they told you it wouldn’t be more than 10.
BONUS TRACK:
Ring of Relaxation
A humours slow jam when that moment the clients look in the mirror and say “Oh…I have a mark, don’t I?”
