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Looks like the vegans finally found a high-protein, all-natural supplement.If you like what I’m posting, you know what t...
11/16/2025

Looks like the vegans finally found a high-protein, all-natural supplement.

If you like what I’m posting, you know what to do, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, your preachy nonsense isn't welcome here.

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and apparently, my eyes only behold delicious, Bacon.If you're enjoying t...
11/16/2025

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and apparently, my eyes only behold delicious, Bacon.

If you're enjoying the content, you know the next step, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, don't let the door hit your soy latte on the way out.

Even the vegans admit it now: The solution to world problems isn't eating plants; it's serving real food that people act...
11/16/2025

Even the vegans admit it now: The solution to world problems isn't eating plants; it's serving real food that people actually want.

If my content’s your thing, you know what to do, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, keep your pathetic diet theories to yourself.

Looks like Genghis Khan knew a thing or two about fueling an empire, and it wasn't with quinoa and kale smoothies.If you...
11/16/2025

Looks like Genghis Khan knew a thing or two about fueling an empire, and it wasn't with quinoa and kale smoothies.

If you dig my content, you know how to support it. and if you're a Vegan 🤡, your protein deficiency is showing, now vanish.

These good boys are fulfilling their role as the official security team for the pantry's most prized possession.Loving m...
11/16/2025

These good boys are fulfilling their role as the official security team for the pantry's most prized possession.

Loving my content? You know how to show it, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, go find a patch of clover to graze on.

I guess this is what happens when Vegans out of B12 and start thinking pennies count as a complete micronutrient.If my c...
11/16/2025

I guess this is what happens when Vegans out of B12 and start thinking pennies count as a complete micronutrient.

If my content resonates with you, you know what to do, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, take your lentil soup elsewhere.

Vegans say my diet is unhealthy. At least my brain gets real nutrients.If you like what I’m putting out, you know the dr...
11/16/2025

Vegans say my diet is unhealthy. At least my brain gets real nutrients.

If you like what I’m putting out, you know the drill. And if you're a Vegan 🤡, go munch on some grass.

I'm guessing they are just super excited because they found a half-rotten potato in the compost bin for dinnerIf you enj...
11/16/2025

I'm guessing they are just super excited because they found a half-rotten potato in the compost bin for dinner

If you enjoy my content you know what to do, if you are a Vegan 🤡 you know where to go.

I refuse to believe that anything glowing blue in a beaker is somehow more 'natural' than a free-range steak.Loving my c...
11/16/2025

I refuse to believe that anything glowing blue in a beaker is somehow more 'natural' than a free-range steak.

Loving my content? You know how to show it, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, go find a patch of clover to graze on.

I am going to use this comeback every single time someone is offended by my life choices from now on.If you like what I’...
11/16/2025

I am going to use this comeback every single time someone is offended by my life choices from now on.

If you like what I’m posting, you know what to do, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, your preachy nonsense isn't welcome here.

If you aren't turning your frozen forest friends into a delicious Sunday roast, you clearly don't care about their well-...
11/16/2025

If you aren't turning your frozen forest friends into a delicious Sunday roast, you clearly don't care about their well-being.

If you're enjoying the content, you know the next step, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, don't let the door hit your soy latte on the way out.

I am demanding a full refund because this 'Vegan Block' did not successfully ward off preachy herbivores as promised.If ...
11/16/2025

I am demanding a full refund because this 'Vegan Block' did not successfully ward off preachy herbivores as promised.

If my content’s your thing, you know what to do, and if you're a Vegan 🤡, keep your pathetic diet theories to yourself.

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