04/01/2026
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
🚨 Important Announcement from the Fire Hall 🚨
Due to rising fuel costs, equipment wear, and the increasing number of calls… we are officially replacing our fire trucks with a brand new state-of-the-art firefighting system.
Starting today, firefighters will respond to emergencies using:
🔥 Bicycles with portable water guns
🔥 Bucket brigades for structure fires
🔥 Super Soakers for wildland fires
🔥 And of course… strongly worded encouragement toward the flames
We believe this bold new approach will increase fitness levels, reduce emissions, and give the community something entertaining to watch. 🚴♂️💦
Please note: response times may increase slightly… especially on hills.
Happy April Fools’ Day from your firefighters! Stay safe and keep the jokes coming. 😄🚒
(Our friends in the Lewisporte Fire Department shared this today and we wanted to share in the fun! Thanks for the laugh!)