Kollektiv

01/02/2026

It’s back. ♠️
Our Poker Challenge returns January 12.
Five weeks.
Blind card draws.
And this year… a twist you won’t see coming. 👀

The table is set. Details coming soon. 🃏

12/31/2025

Kollektiv fam 🤍

You’ll start to see a few thoughtful schedule updates rolling out over the next couple of weeks as we test-pilot some new class placements.

Beginning Jan 7, a Wednesday 4:30 PM Spin class will appear on the schedule. Then, starting the week of Jan 12, we’ll be expanding our Hot Sculpt offerings, adding a few new time options based on your feedback and attendance patterns. You’ll see Hot Sculpt offered:
Mondays 7:15 PM
Wednesdays 9:30 AM
Saturdays 10:45 AM

We put a lot of care into how and where classes land, balancing member feedback with behind-the-scenes factors like instructor specializations and availability, heating and cooling needs for other classes, and overall utility requirements. These updates are a trial, and if they’re working, we’re happy to keep rolling with them. 😊

As we head into a new year, we’re excited to build momentum with you, trying new things, refining what works, and continuing to grow together. We can’t wait to kick off 2026 with you. 🖤✨

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12/19/2025

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 🔥

Say hello to 𝑯𝒐𝒕 𝑺𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒑𝒕.
Heated. High rep. Serious burn.
Powered by weights, bands, stability balls, and toning rings.

This is strength training with teeth.
Not cardio. No rushing. Just controlled burn, intentional reps, and heat that makes every move count. It’s tough, it’s sweaty, and it will humble you in the best possible way.

🔥 Pilot class
📅 December 24
⏰ 9:30 AM

This is just the beginning. More opportunities are coming in January.

👇🏻 We want your say
Drop a comment and tell us when you want to see Hot Sculpt on the schedule.
Morning, evening, or weekend vibes? Let us know.

We will do our best to make it happen, keeping in mind heating, cooling, energy needs, and our current studio schedule. Your feedback helps us shape what comes next.

Strong and spicy incoming 🌶️💪🏼

12/16/2025

🎄 Christmas Class Sale 🎄

Socks are fine. Classes are better.

Our holiday class packs are here and they’re perfect for topping up your classes or gifting movement to someone you love. 🥰

🎅🏻 Stocking Stuffer
2 classes for $25

🎁 Under the Tree
5 classes for $60

✨ How to purchase:
👉🏻 Available on Mindbody or in studio (physical gift cards available if you’d rather skip online)
👉🏻 For gifting on Mindbody, scroll down to “Treat your friends and family” and select Buy a gift card
👉🏻 Enter $26.25 for the 2-class pack (includes tax)
👉🏻 Enter $63.00 for the 5-class pack (includes tax)

Sale runs until December 24th 🎄
If you’re gifting classes or need help purchasing, send us a DM. We’re happy to help. 😊

Zero assembly required. No Allen key. No IKEA meltdown. You’re welcome 😉

12/10/2025

Hey everyone! 🐾🐱 Check out this online auction full of amazing items and a fun way to help this incredible TNR and rescue organization!

Kollektiv has donated a 10-class pack, so if you want to help a great cause and stock up on classes, get your bid in!

⭐ WE ARE LIVE! 🚨 Our First-Ever CatsNCatsNCats Silent Auction is officially OPEN!

We are so excited to launch our very first Holiday Silent Auction — it’s live RIGHT NOW on BidBeacon! 💗🐾

Every bid you make helps us continue our TNR work, support colony caregivers, provide medical care, and give safe shelter to the vulnerable community cats who rely on us.
This fundraiser is huge for our tiny grassroots program — and we’re so grateful you’re here with us.

👉 Auction runs: Dec 6 at 12 p.m. → Dec 14 at 12 p.m.
👉 Join here: https://app.bidbeacon.com/ #/auction/CMZHP4/details

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🎁 A Peek at What’s Inside

Thanks to incredibly generous donors, we have:
✨ Cat beds & tunnels
✨ Pet fountains
✨ Window perches
✨ Handmade gifts
✨ Home décor
✨ Gift bundles
…and SO much more!

There truly is something for everyone.

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🚗 Local Delivery Options

We have volunteers heading to:
• Brooks — Dec 15
• Calgary — Dec 15
• Medicine Hat — Dec 15 & 16
• Suffield — Dec 16
• Bow Island — Dec 16

📦 Shipping: Available at the buyer’s cost.

And a fun bonus…
We just so happen to know some wonderful humans traveling by vehicle to Terrace Bay, Ontario after Christmas.
If you’re from that area, you can absolutely bid too — your delivery will simply arrive in the New Year. ❤️

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❤️ Help Us Launch Strong

Every share helps more people see the auction.
Every bid directly supports spay/neuter, medical care, food, and sanctuary work for community cats across Southeast Alberta.

Thank you for making our first-ever auction possible — let’s launch this thing! 🚀🐾💗

12/09/2025

Meet Chad. 🙋🏻‍♂️
Our unofficial mascot.
Our accidental elf.
Our year-round shirtless mystery man. 🫆

Did we buy him?
No.

Did he show up one day and simply… never leave? 🤨
Correct.

Do we understand why he’s always in underwear? 🤷🏻‍♀️
We have our… theories.

We don’t know who he is.
But he’s festive, he’s committed, and he’s ours.
And this year, he’s bringing holiday cheer with the 12 Days of Chad-Mas. 🎄

From Dec 12–23, Chad will be hiding in a random locker once a day.
Upstairs? Downstairs? Early class? Late class?
Chad decides. (He’s unpredictable like that.)

Here’s how to play:

✨ Everyone gets ONE locker pick per day — even if you’re not storing anything.
✨ Open your locker like normal. No snooping, no “accidental” checking 11 others. Chad loses his magic and also gets grumpy. 😠
✨ If Chad (and his tiny yellow un**es) are inside… YOU WIN a $15 gift card to a local business.
✨ If no one finds him, the prize rolls over — the next day becomes a double-prize day. Chad loves drama.

So… are you ready?
Chad is. (He’s been lurking around for YEARS waiting for this moment.)

Chad-Mas officially kicks off THIS FRIDAY! He’s currently stretching, hydrating, and picking out which locker to dive into first.
Happy Chad-Mas, Kollektiv fam 🩳🎄🎁

12/04/2025

🎅🏻✨ Santa Needs Your Size! ✨🎅🏻

Whether TIEM spin shoes are on your wish list or you’re treating yourself because you clearly DESERVE a little holiday magic, the elves are gearing up for one last order 👟🎁

Heads up: our final holiday bulk order goes in DEC 11 so everything arrives in time for Christmas! 🎅🏻

If someone plans to play Santa for you, save them from the annual December scramble and leave a hint or two 😂
Every year we get the same worried message: “I want to surprise them with shoes… but I don’t know their size!” 🤔
We can try guessing, but Santa loves a perfect fit. 🤍

💡 Buying for yourself? Easy. You already know your size, and if you’re unsure, we have a few sizes at the studio you can try on.
💡 Being surprised? Make sure your Santa knows your:

• Style (Slipstream or Lynx)
• Colour
• Size (TIEM sizing is unique; most people order a half size down, but some go TTS. It’s always worth checking the chart on TIEM’s website.)

Pricing from our last order:
• Slipstream with cleats: $245.78 + tax
• Lynx with cleats: $251.61 + tax

This round will likely be similar, but final pricing depends on USD, shipping, duties and border fees.

DM us to get on the list… or gently nudge your Santa so the elves can work their magic. 😉🎄

12/01/2025

Mallory’s Tree.🎄🐱

Mallory gave me 17 years of unconditional love, and this is my first Christmas without her. Remembering her this season has made me think even more about the animals at our SPCA who are still waiting for that same love. ❤️🐾

So, in her honor, we’re putting up a small Holiday Giving Tree at Kollektiv to support the animals at the SPCA.

Each tag on the tree has a shelter pet and a wish-list item. If you’d like to spread a little kindness, you can pick a tag and bring the item back anytime in December. There are 29 SPCA animals represented on the tree this year, and we’d love to see every tag find a home. 🙏🏼

It’s a simple gesture, but one that makes a real, meaningful difference for the animals who deserve love and safety while they wait for their forever homes. 🏡

And in January, we’ll continue our tradition with our full Betty White Day fundraiser.🤍

For now, this tree is Mallory’s little legacy, a reminder of the love she gave and the love we can pass forward. 🤎🐾

11/13/2025

The spark’s alive, and it’s stronger together. ⚡

Every ride, every breath, every drop of sweat or curse word muttered 😉 You’ve shown up, and it shows.

The energy we’ve built as a Kollektiv? Unmatched.

We move differently here. We push for progress, not perfection.

Keep the rhythm. Keep the grit. Keep showing up with us. 🖤

Your spot’s waiting. Let’s move.

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10/31/2025

If Jason doesn’t scare you, missing this killer deal should 😏🔪
13 classes for $150 gone after tonight. 🌙 🎃

The Gory Details 🩸
🎃 Limit one killer deal per person 💀
🎃 Sale vanishes at midnight on October 31
🎃 Packages expire 1 year from purchase
🎃 Passes are non-shareable & non-transferable 🙅🏻‍♀️
🎃 All sales final 🔒

10/30/2025

💛 Meet Kelsey 💛
New to the Hat, a new mom, and our newest instructor but definitely not new to the podium! She’s a seasoned vet on the bike, ready to bring her all to Kollektiv ⚡️

After years of leading spin classes at The Study in Cochrane, she’s bringing her signature energy, killer playlists, and some serious motivation to her rides! 🚲

A few fun facts:
☕️ Coffee is everything
🍫 Sweet tooth
🌅 Early bird
🐶 Dog person
🎶 Go-to hype track: Core (Prismodified Remix) — RL Grime
💫 Teaching vibe: Energetic, fun, inclusive 🤩
💬 “Your bike, your ride. Don’t get too caught up in the movements. Just find the beat and have a good time.”

She’s already loving the “woo’s,” the energy, and the support that makes this community one-of-a-kind 😊
Catch Kelsey on the podium next Thursday at 5:45 PM. Let’s show her some love and a big Kollektiv welcome! 🖤