Nurse Injector Crystal - Formerly Beyond Beauty

01/01/2026

Polar bear plunge 1st giveaway

12/23/2025

Alright, buckle up 😅👇

Ladies & gents… feast your eyes on this next-level self-care basket — and YES, it even includes a vagacial. That’s right. We’re pampering vaginas, ladies. Because self-care means all the parts 💁‍♀️✨

This glorious basket was generously donated by Pam, who does all the things: skincare, waxing, laser hair removal, nails — basically if it smooths, zaps, polishes, or makes you glow… she’s your girl.

🎟 $5 per ticket
🥶 Why? Because I’ve officially lost my mind and agreed to do the Polar Bear Plunge on January 1st in Grand Valley — yes, jumping into an actual river… in January… in Canada.

💛 Every dollar raised goes to the Food Bank, so it’s for an amazing cause.
😬 Am I excited? No.
❄️ Am I cold already? Also no… but emotionally, yes.

So far I’ve raised $45, and I would really love to not freeze my face off for pocket change. I’ve got multiple prizes, your support means everything, and your $5 could literally save me from questioning all my life choices mid-river.

📩 Message me for the ticket link
💖 Love your fave nurse…
(possibly slightly unhinged, definitely cold)
Crystal

12/23/2025

🚨 LADIES & GENTS… feast your eyeballs on this 🚨
A gorgeous basket of all-organic bath goodies generously donated by Da Bath Bomb & Salts Co. 🛁✨
Think bath bombs, steamers, oils — basically everything you’ll need to recover from watching me make terrible life choices.

🎟 $5 per ticket
📍 Jan 1st | Grand Valley
🥶 Yes, I am jumping into the RIVER
💛 100% of proceeds go to the food bank

I LOVE supporting charities…
I do NOT love icy river plunges.
And currently, I’ve raised $45, which means I’m basically freezing for pocket change and personal growth 😭😂

Help a (slightly unhinged) nurse out so I’m not screaming my way into 2026 for next to nothing. I’ve got multiple prizes, good karma is guaranteed, and your $5 could save me emotionally.

💬 Message me for the ticket link
💦 Buy a ticket. Win a prize. Watch me suffer for a cause.

Love,
Your fave nurse
(…possibly crazy nurse)
Crystal 💉❄️💛

12/19/2025

It’s that magical time of year where moms run themselves completely dry sprinkling Christmas magic like unpaid elves ✨🎅🏼
Between school concerts, elf relocation trauma, last-minute shopping, and keeping tiny humans alive — I’m out here thriving (barely).

Shockingly, this is ALSO my busiest season as an injector… because apparently everyone wants to look joyful while internally screaming 😌💉
AND don’t forget the Christmas goodies for the last day of school before the ✨magical✨ break. Because why wouldn’t we add one more thing?

Who else is dying slowly with me right now? 🙋🏻‍♀️
Listen… today was supposed to be my last day of work, BUT let’s be real — overworked moms may need a little sprinkle of magical Botox to survive the holidays. Also… I want out of my house 😅

If you need an appointment Monday, DM me.
I love you. Keep spreading the Christmas magic (even if it’s held together by caffeine, dry shampoo, and tox).

Love,
Your fave nurse Crystal 💉✨

12/16/2025

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not one damn creature was sleeping — not even the spouse.
The elf hadn’t moved, the kids were unhinged,
And Mom was surviving on caffeine and rage-based fringe.

The stockings were hung with ✨Pinterest✨ care,
While children screamed “MOMMMM” from literally everywhere.
Dad sat on the couch like, “Wow you seem calm,”
Sir… that’s Botox. This is not inner peace, Tom.

The kids were wired on chocolate and spite,
Refusing to sleep out of pure festive fight.
One needed water, one needed a hug,
One just appeared like a demonized slug.

When I caught my reflection mid-mental breakdown,
Not a wrinkle was moving. I couldn’t even frown.
Fresh tox in my forehead, filler on fleek,
PRP glow screaming “She gets eight hours of sleep.”

My face said serene, my soul said send help,
I whispered threats softly to save my smooth self.
Because yelling causes lines and we can’t have that now —
I simply blinked twice and manifested a vow.

Husbands don’t notice. They never, ever do.
They think it’s “rest” or “less stress” — that’s cute.
Not once did he ask why my face doesn’t fold,
Just said, “You look good.” Yes. Yes, I’m controlled.

The kids kept popping up like a jump-scare flick,
“Mom he looked at me,” “She breathed,” “I feel sick.”
The tree was half naked, wrapping half done,
But my skin? Unbothered. Unwrinkled. Won.

So remember this Christmas, my tired-ass friends,
You can love your kids and freeze your ends.
I can’t stop the chaos, the noise, or the mess…
But I can make your face say “thriving” through stress 😌💉

Merry Christmas to all — and to all a smooth face.
Xoxo Crystal

12/16/2025

🚨 SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME 🚨

With every illness known to man circulating, Christmas breathing down our necks, and parents already hanging on by a thread…

WHY — WHY — does the school think it’s a stellar idea to turn the entire week before Christmas break into a daily theme obstacle course??

Like… the ELF ALONE is already emotionally and spiritually bankrupting me.
Now we’ve added:
✨ Sparkle & Shine Day
🧸 Comfy Cozy Day
🎩 Random Hat Day
🎭 Dress Like You’re Mentally Stable Day (I made that one up)

But GOD FORBID we let kids hand out a candy cane on the last day.
Absolutely not. Straight to jail. 🚓🍬

It’s currently 10:50 PM.
I have just finished DIY-ing a sparkle shirt like I’m on a budget episode of Project Runway.
My kids are still awake.
The elf hasn’t moved.
And I’m one hot glue gun malfunction away from canceling Christmas.

I just want to know…
WHO asked for this??
WHO benefits??
And WHY do I feel like I need a permission slip and a craft degree to survive December??

Anyway… if you see me tomorrow looking like a tired raccoon in leggings, just know:
✨ I DID MY BEST ✨

— A parent who is NOT OK, but still showed up 💀🎄

12/12/2025

🎄🧌 HOLIDAY NOTICE 🧌🎄
I have 4 working days left before I’m done injecting joy for the season 💉😂

If you don’t want your face exposing your inner Grinch at family dinner…
📅 BOOK. NOW.

No appointments left?
📩 DM me — I might save you 😌💚

Love your fave nurse, Crystal 💉✨

12/07/2025

Welp… your fave nurse has officially lost it because I’M DOING THE POLAR BEAR PLUNGE in Grand Valley 😭🧊💉
All to raise money for the Grand Valley Food Bank with the amazing Grand Valley Lions Club! 🦁💛

Yes, I’ll be out there in a Botox bikini, holding a needle, questioning every life choice that led me to this moment…
BUT it’s for a good cause so here we are 😅❄️

✨ HOW YOU CAN HELP:
Every $5 donation = 1 entry into an AH-MAZING draw to win:

💉 25 units of tox
💸 $50 gift card toward any service
🍾 $25 LCBO gift card
🧖‍♀️ Pamela’s Place take-home self-care spa package
💆‍♀️ Body Bar: $50 gift card + professional shampoo & conditioner
🛁 Da Bath Bomb: a gorgeous basket of natural bath products

Link in comments to donate online
💸 or pop in with cash — I’ll hug you even if I’m frozen 🥶😂

Thank you for supporting a great cause and cheering me on while I scream my way into the river.

Love you beautiful humans,
Your fave nurse Crystal XO 💋

12/01/2025

✨ TRANSFORMATION TIME ✨
From thin, blah, “ma’am do you even condition?” hair…
to full, juicy, BEAUTIFUL real dreadlocks — courtesy of Slick Locks, the lock goddess herself. 😮‍💁🏻‍♀️🔥

She didn’t just install my locks…
She put my CONFIDENCE back in.
Like—who is she??? Because I don’t recognize this new level of main character energy. 😌💫

Slick Locks is a true master artist. Watching her work is like watching a magician, a therapist, and a hype woman all rolled into one. I’m forever grateful our paths crossed. 🖤

And let’s talk about what she taught me:
DREADS = EGO DEATH.
Meaning? You stop hiding behind “perfect hair.” You shed the need for approval. You let go of controlling how every strand falls.
You step into a version of yourself that’s more free, more bold, and honestly… way hotter. 😏🔥
It’s giving spiritual upgrade + bad bitch awakening.

If you’ve been thinking about taking the leap — DO IT. She has a new method she wants to try and is actually looking for a model! 👀✨
DM her to get on her list.

And if you’re not ready yet… at least give her a follow so you can drool over her talent on the daily. 😍

New hair, who dis?

10/22/2025

🩸✨ It’s officially Vampire Facial Season! ✨🩸

With Halloween around the corner, it’s time to embrace your inner Dracula — but make it glowy. 💋

So what is a Vampire Facial?
Think microneedling + your own PRP (platelet-rich plasma) = skin magic. 🧛‍♀️

💉 Your blood’s plasma is packed with growth factors — AKA nature’s little fountain of youth. When combined with microneedling, it helps:
✨ Smooth fine lines
✨ Brighten dull, tired skin
✨ Shrink pores
✨ Fade acne scars
✨ Boost collagen (your skin’s bounce-back juice!)

And here’s the secret bite 🦇 — PRP isn’t just for your face!
It can also be used under the eyes to help with that hollow, dark-circle drama. Because we all love a good smokey eye… just not when it’s natural. 😏

🎃 October Special: $300 (regular $400)
Only a few appointments left — once they’re gone, they’re gone faster than candy on Halloween night! 🍬

Book now and let’s get you boo-tiful.
Love,
Your fave nurse, Crystal xoxo 💋

09/02/2025