12/28/2025
🦉 📬 ♐️
Being a Sagittarius is a full-time emotional balancing act because yes—
we try to be emotionally mature.
We try to bite our tongue.
We try to choose peace.
We try to say nothing.
But our face??
Our face said, “I did not sign up for this healing journey.”
You might not hear a single word from us, but our facial expression just held a live press conference, issued a public apology, and released classified documents.
My eyebrows have free will.
They don’t ask permission.
They react in real time.
They provide subtitles, commentary, and judgment for my silence.
Someone pi**es us off and it goes like this:
🙂 calm… calm… spiritually evolved…
😒 (eyebrow #1 raises—mild concern)
🤨 (eyebrow #2 joins—now we’re questioning your intelligence)
😬 (face exposes everything we promised not to say out loud)
Sagittarius energy is being emotionally transparent without consent.
We don’t overshare—we just don’t know how to lie with our face.
Inside voice: “Be chill. Be classy.”
Outside face: “This is why people don’t like you.”
If you’re offended, that’s between you and my eyebrows.
They don’t whisper.
They announce.
They expose.
They violate peace treaties. 😌♐️
