07/17/2023
💢 50 Signs You’re A Complete Idiot
- Defining what an ‘idiot’ actually is and how to avoid being one.
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My friends, certainly I do not wish to label anyone reading this as an idiot. This is how I operate my own agency so if anything, I’m calling myself an idiot.
I'm not sure about you, but I would feel like an absolute idiot if I ate Fruit Loops every morning and thought it was more nutritious than red meat (an actual United States food pyramid ‘fact’). I would call myself an idiot if I stayed at a friend's house for a week, and never did the dishes. A pure idiot would do something that rude and inconsiderate.
We could even say, that not knowing how to consciously take a deep breath in and engage the diaphragm…well, seems like only an idiot would not know how to optimize the system which literally gives us life, but knows 10 shoe brands. Yup, seems like…idiot.
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Here’s a list of things an idiot might be involved in.
You might be an idiot…
🍁 If you don't clean your fair share on a camping trip
🍁 If you wake up and check your phone before slamming liquid life force aka water
🍁 If you don’t even have a system in place for easy access to water the second you wake up. In other words…If you do not have water by your bed every night
🍁 If you do everything fast
🍁 If you don’t wait by the door and have the light on for the pizza guy
🍁 If you’re late, for anything, anywhere, anytime
🍁 If you’re late all the time and don’t think it negatively affects you
🍁 If you don't think words are powerful
🍁 Constantly losing things
🍁 Always late
🍁 Orders Uber Eats 4-5 times a week
🍁 Hangs out with sh*tty people
🍁 Does the bare minimum at work
🍁 Talks way too much
🍁 Says one thing, does another
🍁 Argues topics that have no answer
🍁 Does not greet or thank the host of a gathering
🍁 Constantly talking about other people
🍁 Lives in disarray. Home is always messy
🍁 Can’t find the tape or other small items in your house. Unorganized.
🍁 Wears name-brand clothing to be cool
🍁 Binge watches Netflix on a constant basis
🍁 Critiques the person in the arena but never stepped foot in it
🍁 If you don’t fold up the sheets and blankets when crashing at a friend’s place
🍁 If an idiot called you an idiot, and you got mad
🍁 If you’re trying to look cool or be somebody you’re not
🍁 If you don’t listen to how you “feel” and act accordingly
🍁 If your friends are idiots
🍁 If you keep the company of idiots to feel better about yourself
🍁 If your main source of information comes from mainstream news
🍁 If you blindly do what the TV tells you to do
🍁 If your main form of communication is social media
🍁 If you do not have a designated spot for your car keys
🍁 If you’re always trying to keep up with the Jones’, but are broke as f**k
🍁 If you don’t know how to cook
🍁 If you own a trampoline but rarely bouncy bounce
🍁 If you cruise by the front entrance of Walmart and then complain there are too many people and there are no spots
🍁 If you can’t take the heat and don’t get out of the kitchen, bitchin’ the whole time
🍁 If you use people as stepping stones and think it won’t come back to get yah
🍁 If you really think Batman has any chance at all against Superman
🍁 If you don’t agree that 90’s Hip-Hop is far superior to today’s radio playlist
🍁 If you don’t know to triangulate reality while simultaneously juggling the Universe, upside down
🍁 If you think that kid from the commercial really got all that acne “from eating too many chocolate bars”
🍁 If you think there’s only one way to skin a cat
🍁 If you can’t find truth anywhere, and still haven't checked the pudding
🍁 If at first, you didn’t succeed and never tried again
🍁 If your phone is always on maximum brightness
🍁 If you can't believe it’s not butter
🍁 If you’ve ever said, less is more, knowing damn well just how fantastic more is
🍁 If you speed toward a red light
We all make mistakes, and at times, are even complete idiots. Not exactly if this strategy will work for you, but I don't wanna be an idiot, so I umbrella the things that are just not polite, not wise, not smart, not considerate, and not sensible, and call myself an idiot as a means to correct my actions and do better.
If I don't have at least 3 jars filled with pens on the living room table, on my desk, and in my room...IDIOT!
I'm not organized, which means I'm not efficient. This leads to irritability, for me personally. It's not that I have to look for a pen that bothers me. The core issue is that I'm slacking. My life isn't properly set up for success. Idiot.
You're Way More Powerful Than You Think....Yah Idiot ;)
Love. Peace.
- Coach Drew
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