Functional Kneads

Functional Kneads Functional Kneads provides quality therapeutic Registered Massage Therapy. We can accommodate every My name is Joanne and I am a Registered Massage Therapist.

I offer a wide range of techniques with goals and focus of getting you back to functional daily life and decreased pain/discomfort. Life is busy so Functional Kneads is versatile - you can receive treatment in my clinic or at your work or home. I travel from Hamilton to Barrie to meet your kneads! Call, Text or Email me today. Both table and chair massage are offered. 15 minutes to 90 minutes.

Call me to book your treatment today !
01/04/2022

Call me to book your treatment today !

05/22/2019

4 days into being an empty nester and communications from my amazing son, Matthew Cheesmond that indicate a good experience living on his own in Whistler, B.C.

I am so proud of you M@! One of the bravest souls I know. You're living your dream now...make it everything you thought it would be!

Those mountain views you have to wake up to every morning are inspiring!

Congratulations! You worked hard to get this.

I love you with all my heart bubba lou. Show up to your life and make it count.

02/21/2019

Happy anniversary! Functional Kneads is 5 years strong today. Thank you to all of my amazing clients...many of whom have been with me from day 1. 👏

06/29/2018

The FK family has some big news! Join me in congratulations to my amazing assistant, Lindsay, who recently got engaged while on vacation. We are very excited for you Lindsay!

06/08/2018

Hi everyone! My very capable assistant, Lindsay, will be taking on FULL control of my schedule! She will be reaching out to some of you to arrange appointments for the week of July 9th as a trial week in her hands. If there are any concerns, I am here to work out any kinks.

10/05/2017

In order to grow transition is inevitable! The FK family is transitioning again... most of you have set up regular recurring appointments with me; for those that have not, Lindsay has taken over the responsibility of my schedule. To schedule an appointment or make changes to any appointment within 3 days please continue to contact me directly. If you wish to arrange an appointment or change one more than 3 days out, please contact Lindsay at Lindsay@functionalkneads.com

I appreciate your patience as we perfect this new system.

With any feedback, positive or negative, I can now be reached at Joanne@functionalkneads.com

Lindsay will be reaching out to some of you as we speak. She's been a fabulous addition to the FK family. GO TEAM!

10/02/2017
Looking forward to working in my new office today
08/24/2017

Looking forward to working in my new office today

The answers are right in front of us we just have to think outside the box.  Happy Thursday!
06/22/2017

The answers are right in front of us we just have to think outside the box. Happy Thursday!

05/29/2017

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