12/04/2025
🎅 Santa came early… and he brought the good stuff.
Like, real good.
🔥 SANTADABS – He’s melting faster than your torch.
🌲 MERRYZIP – ‘Tis the season to roll fat and pretend your life’s together.
🎁 XMASPUFF – Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like dodging family drama in a v**e cloud.
This year, we’re decking halls and dabbing walls.
Tag a homie who needs all three like emotional support snacks 🍃