12/08/2025
France just ran the numbers on mRNA vaccines… 28 million people.
The cookers are about to yell "sacré bleu" at clouds over this one.
This study used real-world national health data... not surveys, not estimates, not “my cousin’s friend is a nurse on Rumble", not laminated placards of nocebo hysteria.
They followed 22.7 million vaccinated adults and 5.9 million unvaccinated adults aged 18–59, median follow-up 45 months (nearly 4 years).
They matched the groups on age, s*x, region and over 41 health conditions (so it was adjusted for comorbidities).
Then they looked at hard endpoints such as all-cause mortality, COVID-related mortality and long-term mortality trends.
The Findings...
• Vaccinated people had 74% lower risk of death from severe COVID-19.
• 25% lower risk of death from ANY cause.
• No increase in mortality for 4 years after vaccination.
• Results held even after excluding COVID deaths.
What this means... if vaccines were causing secret waves of heart attacks, cancers, turbo-autoimmune-disasters… we would absolutely see it here.
Instead, vaccinated people (on average) lived longer.
The authors did note that vaccinated groups had slightly more cardiometabolic issues,
yet still had better outcomes.
(That’s the opposite of “healthier people bias.”)
This is one of the strongest long-term safety signals ever conducted and released.
Link in the comments, have a read.
Cookers, take all the time you need to invent whatever mental gymnastics to Macron’s-wife-is-a-lizard-clone conspiracy pivot.
mRNA vaccines weren’t the problem.
The virus was.
Stay crisp. Stay evidence-based. 🥒✨
(From Snarky Gherkin)
JAMA Netw Open, 2025 Dec 1;8(12)):e2546822
