Lisa Simpson RMT

11/13/2025

January appointments are now available to book🩷

11/11/2025

Let's start normalizing rest.

11/06/2025

A Thursday miracle!
Saturday appointments just became available for this weekend and next!
Hit the booking link to make an appointment.
😯💪👯🤸🧎🧑‍🦽🏃🚴🏌️🤹🏋️🚵🏊🏂

▪90 minutes: $195 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Important notice: Now located in Central Saanich

10/31/2025

The nervous system is way, way scarier!
Stay safe out there tonight

🎃🎃🎃Happy Halloween 🎃🎃🎃

10/29/2025

✨Available appointments ✨
Thursday at 12:15
Friday at 12:30
DM or click the booking link to go to the online booking page.
🩷Happy Wednesday 🩷
http://lisasimpsonrmt.janeapp.com

10/12/2025

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

09/30/2025

✨ It's almost that time of year ✨
The last few months of the year always get extra busy, and appointments can become tricky to find. If you know you’ll be wanting an appointment before year-end, it’s a good idea to book in early so you don’t miss out on your preferred times.

And if your perfect spot isn’t showing up—pop yourself on the waitlist! It really does work wonders. ✨

I’m looking forward to helping you feel your best through the cozy (and sometimes hectic!) season ahead.

09/24/2025

Cold and flu season is here 🤧.
If you’re feeling even slightly unwell—scratchy throat, cough, fever, or anything contagious—please reschedule your massage right away. Coming into your appointment sick doesn’t just put me at risk, but my many immunocompromised, elderly, and pregnant patients as well.

Let’s keep the clinic healthy and running smoothly—rest at home, rebook when you’re better, and we’ll get you back on the table soon. 💙

09/23/2025

It's only ever happened that ONE TIME.

09/17/2025

09/16/2025

Last minute RMT appointment for ✨today✨ at 2:30!
DM me to book it:)

09/12/2025

Look for the helpers!