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10/12/2024

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= R**e.
29th day= Police case😂
Bless me with a follow Hon Baltasar Engonga Emmanuel Azuka Ntada

30/06/2024

Bill Gates was invited by a high school to give a lecture. He arrived by helicopter, took the paper from the pocket where he had written eleven items. He read everything in less than 5 minutes, was applauded for more than 10 minutes non-stop, thanked him and left in his helicopter. What was written is very interesting, read:

1. Life isn't easy — get used to it.

2. The world is not concerned about your self-esteem. The world expects you to do something useful for it BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

A former cleaning lady becomes a chef and fulfils her dream of having her own organic restaurant
True story: A simple (but powerful) gesture of kindness from a CEO

3. You will not earn $20,000 a month once you leave school. You won't be vice president of a company with a car and phone available until you've managed to buy your own car and phone.

4. If you find your teacher rude, wait until you have a boss. He will not feel sorry for you.

5. Selling old newspapers or working while on vacation is not beneath your social standing. Your grandparents have a different word for it: they call it opportunity.

6. If you fail, it's not your parents' fault. So do not whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

7. Before you were born, your parents weren't as critical as they are now. They only got that way from paying your bills, washing your clothes and hearing you say they're "ridiculous." So before saving the planet for the next generation wanting to fix the mistakes of your parent's generation, try cleaning your own room.

8. Your school may have blurred the distinction between winners and losers, but life isn't like that. In some schools, you don't repeat more than a year and you have as many chances as you need to get it right. This looks like absolutely NOTHING in real life. If you step on the ball, you're fired… STREET!!! Do it right the first time!

9. Life is not divided into semesters. You won't always have summers off, and it's unlikely that other employees will help you with your tasks at the end of each term.

10. Television is NOT real life. In real life, people have to leave the bar or the club and go to work.

11. Be nice to the CDFs (those students that others think are as****es). There is a high probability that you will work FOR one of them.”

Know these and know peace. I come in PEACE 😇
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19/06/2024

19/06/2024

What's Your Opinion On This....Should Men Be Like God?👇🤔🤦

19/06/2024

"Almost All The Wealthy Men’s Wíves In Lagos Are Dating Small Small Boys For Love”. Blessingceo reveals.

05/06/2024

*Enzo Maresca to Chelsea ➡️ Done deal ✅
*Vincent kompany to Bayern Munich➡️Done deal ✅
*Hansi Flick to Barcelona ➡️ Done deal ✅
*Jose Mourinho to fenerbahce➡️ Done deal ✅
*Antonio conte to Napoli➡️ done deal ✅Follow me i follow you ❤️🔥

30/04/2024

"Am 30yrs old, I'm not the stepmother type, am too young, i can't live under the same roof with another woman's child

Am actually worried cos my Fiancé has a 4 yr-old daughter, her mother passed away while giving birth to her. So, he has been raising her ever since then with the help of his family.

But, the thing is, I am now in the picture & we're getting married next year, I'm even 7 months pregnant with his son. I very well know, I won't treat his daughter thesame way as my son.To be honest, she annoys me! She looks exactly like her mother so, she constantly reminds my man of his late wife & to make things worse she's very attached to her daddy, which makes me worried even more,..

It's obvious my son will not be able to bond with his father because of her, I can't live with her under the same roof. I mean her both grandparents are still alive & healthy, she can go live with them or better still we can find her a nice couple that wants to adopt a child. My worry now is, don't know how to approach this situation to my man but really, I need to find a way to convince my fiancé'..

Pls note that I'm not a b@dd person, I'm just trying to look out for my son & make sure that he will get all his father's love & attention that he deserves. Which is exactly what every woman in my shoe will do, i also need space with my husband, her presence is only going to be a distraction..

pls, kindly advice me on how to approach my husband with this issue i need some guidance 🙏"

27/04/2024

Breaking News😀!!
Comic Nigerian rapper, Speed Darlington announces he’s in search of a wife who meets the following Criteria;

-Age between 18 to 23
-Dark Skin
-At least 5 feet, 3 inches tall
-Under 150 pounds of weight
-45 to 50 inches of yansh
-Never been to Libya
-A Virgin
-A Great listener
-Has financial literacy
-Second school graduate
-Business minded
-Very clean & hygienic
-Fluent is English & Igbo

Thoughts?

©️Music base Africa

25/04/2024

advise 😭
Hi Guru’s empire
please hide my ID and post this for me I need an advice
"
.. for 6 yrs of marriage, my wife and I were unable to have kids, luckily my family wasn't given us any pressure but rather they kept encouraging& consoling us to wait for God's time .

My wife brought a suggestion that we adopt a baby, I refused at first but I later came to a conclusion it might be the right thing to do since, she was crying almost every night for our childlessness. so I thought to my self this could be a way to make her feel better while we wait for our own,

We finally adopted a baby of 5 yrs old, Miraculously, 2 months later my wife got pregnant, glory be to God I'm now a father of twins a boy and a girl... It's been a year, so I noticed my wife gradually becoming cruel to our adopted son, as she now mistreats & even starves him on daily bases as heard from very close neighbors, especially in my absence

She even wants us to go and return the boy to the orphanage where we took him as she no longer wants him, she claims we now have kids & there isn't need to keep the boy around as she can't raise someone else's child . I've tried begging my wife, but she has refused to see reasons with me why we should keep the little boy because according to her she wants to protect her childrens future

Actually, I believe God used this boy to bless us, even my business started to flourish the moment he came in to my house but yet I don't want to loose my family as my wife threatens to leave with my children if I do not send the boy away.
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pls people kindly advise me on this because I don't know what els to do at the moment"