29/09/2025
10 Signs You’re Probably in Menopause
(Warning: number sequence may have been affected by memory fog 🤷♀️😂)
1 Somebody has left a heater on “Everywhere”
2 Your bathroom scales are obviously broken
3 The kids have put their clothes in your wardrobe – everything is WAY too tight
4 Might be the washing powder or allergies… but why are your armpits so itchy?
5 You keep forgetting things
5 Oh look, it’s still dark but you’re WIDE awake
6 Why does everyone else think you’re the moody one?
5 …Wait, did we say this already?
6 One leg out, blankets off, one leg in… shake it all about
7 Your husband’s chin hairs are contagious
8 Wine and chocolate are your besties
5 Getting repetitive now? Or just forgetful?
9 PJ’s all day is totally acceptable
10 You no longer care what anyone else thinks 💜
👉 Ladies, can you relate?
Drop your favourite number in the comments ⬇️
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