Fat Fives Football

13/12/2025

A few more photos of the winning team from this morning's charity tournament!

Well Done Lads! 👏🏆

13/12/2025

Delighted to have been invited by The Kickabout Aberdeen - TKA to participate in a charity tournament this morning, raising food bags for CFINE alongside Ferryhill Afc and Mugiemoss FC with support from 5ives Football Aberdeen.

Fantastic way to start the weekend, huge amount of donations raised and great atmosphere contributed by all who attended.

Delighted to say our boys did us proud by winning the tournament after a close final with TKA Red team! 🏆👏🎊 Fantastic effort from the lads who managed to shake off the cobwebs after attending our Fat Fives Football Xmas Night out last night! Well Done lads 👏👏

TKA can’t thank everyone enough for coming along this morning to for our Christmas tournament . We had over 54 bags of food taken by everyone and these will be dropped off to next week . We can’t thank Scott at 5ives enough for hosting us
The winning team on the day was Fat Five’s who beat TKA in the final . But the real winners will be families of Aberdeen who the food will help them out at a tough time in the year
A big thank you to Kkarla LF for helping with all the food and banner
From everyone at TKA thank you !
Ferryhill AFC
Mugiemoss FC
Fat Fives Football

01/12/2025

Fat Fives Football Champions Cup 🏆 winners for Season 9 are...
RAPID VIENETTA! 🎊👏🟠

Winners of our Season 9 Team Weight Loss Shield and now Champions Cup winners, a fantastic season for the lads in orange 🎊

28/11/2025

👑 CHAMPIONS DECIDED! Season 9 Grand Finale Highlights Are LIVE! 🏆
The moment you've been waiting for is here! 🤯

The Fat Fives Football Season 9 title race went down to the FINAL KICK! Witness the nerve-shredding climax as one team claimed the championship by just 3 points, becoming three-time league winners! 👑

We reveal all the final league standings, individual award winners (POTS, Golden Boot, Loss Leader), and the biggest weight loss achievements of the entire season!

Click the link below to relive every dramatic moment from the Grand Finale! 👇

https://youtu.be/H8VmGHet0F4

What was YOUR favorite moment from Season 9? Let us know!

This is the ultimate moment! Fat Fives Football Season 9 concluded with the most nerve-shredding finale in history! 😱The title race came down to the final g...

24/11/2025

👑 CHAMPIONS CROWNED! Parmesan Belgrade Win Season 9 in Nail-Biting Finale! 🏆

The final whistle has blown on Season 9 of Fat Fives Football! It was a nail-biting finish that went right down to the last kick, but the champions have been decided and the individual awards are settled!

The Season 9 Winners Circle! 🥇🍫

Meet the kings of Season 9's individual and team battles!

🏆 Loss Leader: Willie defends his title! He tied on points with James W (30) but wins the ultimate prize by achieving an incredible 20% weight loss since the season start!
🥇 Player of the Season (POTS): David B wins the POTS award with 66 points! (Paddy 2nd on 57, Mitchell 3rd on 52).
🍫 Golden Chocolate Boot: David B is the Season 9 Golden Boot winner, claiming the top spot with a sensational 99 points! (Paddy 2nd on 77, John R 3rd on 70).
Team Weight Loss: Rapid Viennetta wins the team competition by just 4 points over O.B. City! A fantastic collective effort!
Final Team of the Week! 🌟

Ending the season with a statement! Our final TOTW Captain is Steven M, who crushed the scales with an outstanding 3.0kg loss in the most crucial week!

He is joined by David B (2.0kg), Willie (2.0kg), Josh C (1.7kg), Mark B (1.5kg), Jordan K (1.0kg), Adam Mc (0.8kg), Greg A (0.5kg), Craig W (0.4kg), Gilly (0.4kg), and Taylor (0.4kg).
League Champions: Parmesan Belgrade! 👑

What a way to end the season! The title race was decided in the final moments: Parma drew their last match, giving Fatburn Rovers a massive opportunity to steal the title, but Fatburn ultimately lost their final game.

A huge congratulations to Parmesan Belgrade, who are your Season 9 Champions! They win by 3 points over Fatburn Rovers, joining Scrandinavia as the league's first three-time winners! What a historic achievement!

Final Top Standings:

Parmesan Belgrade (Champions)
Fatburn Rovers
Ivory Toast (1 point ahead of O.B. City)
Season Concluded, Champions Cup Next! 🥳

A massive congratulations to all the winners—League Champions, award winners, and everyone who smashed their weight loss goals this season! Thank you all for the incredible involvement, drama, and commitment shown in Season 9.

The excitement isn't over yet! Get ready for the Champions Cup, where the top two League teams (Parmesan Belgrade and Fatburn Rovers) will battle the top two Team Weight Loss teams (Rapid Viennetta and O.B. City) for ultimate bragging rights! Stay tuned!

BetterTogether

22/11/2025

TKA and 5ives Football Aberdeen are holding a Christmas football tournament, to support CFINE. Fat Fives Football Ferryhill AFC, Mugiemoss and TKA will take part in the tournament on Saturday 13 December.

Each player will take a bag of food worth between £5 and £10 and anyone else who would like to get involved is invited to do so

19/11/2025

THE GRAND FINALE IS SET! 🏆 Week 11 Highlights Are LIVE!
This is it! Week 11 has set the stage for the Grand Final Showdown! 🤩

Both the title race and the relegation battle are coming down to the wire with only one week left in the season! Both the league leaders and the chasing team won all their games, keeping the title gap at a terrifyingly close 2 points! 😱

Meanwhile, the battle at the bottom intensifies, with one struggling team closing the gap to just 4 points!

Click the link below to see the highlights from the last full week of the season! 👇
https://youtu.be/5dZD1l2KJMs?si=vKmBuWLHGpiek0aa

What are your predictions for the final week? Let us know!

This is it! Week 11 of Fat Fives Football has perfectly set the stage for the Grand Final Showdown! 🤩With only one week left in the season, both the title r...

19/11/2025

18/11/2025

IT’S FULL TIME AND WE’RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP!

11/11/2025

TITLE FLIP! 🤯 New Leaders Emerge After Downpour Battle! ☔️

Week 10 of Fat Fives Football was defined by a total downpour of drama! 🌧️

The chasing pack showed incredible resilience and fighting spirit to deliver a shock victory that flipped the title race, installing a new leader and blowing the league wide open! 🌬️

You won't believe the resilience shown at the bottom, where one struggling team delivered a massive performance, securing vital points that allow them to pull ahead, leaving a tense, two-team relegation fight that will go right down to the wire!

Click the link below to see the full highlights and find out who survived the storm and who seized the title lead! 👇

https://youtu.be/5Qp1EeWZpcw?si=o2YHbZhjniMDzdy8

What was the most dramatic moment of the week for you?

Week 10 of Fat Fives Football was defined by a total downpour of drama! 🌧️The chasing pack showed incredible resilience and fighting spirit! Against a top t...

10/11/2025

🏁 The Final Push! Week 11 Updates Are Here! 🤯
With only one week left in Season 9, the pressure is truly immense! After a slightly delayed fixture schedule, the teams were back on the pitch, and the results have perfectly set the stage for a Grand Final Showdown! Who will secure the trophy, and who will face relegation? ⬇️

Team of the Week! 🌟
A huge congratulations to our Week 11 TOTW Captain, Martin G, who steered the team with an excellent 1.8kg loss! Talk about saving your best for the final weeks!

He's joined by Paul T (1.2kg), Doug (1.2kg), Adam Mc (1.1kg), Jamie R (1.1kg), Graeme C (1.1kg), Konnor (1.1kg), Willie (1.0kg), Niall (0.8kg), Gilly (0.8kg), and Michael L (0.8kg).

Fantastic work from everyone showing up on the scales as we head toward the finish line! 👏

Weight Loss Competitions! 🏆
The race for the ultimate weight loss title is a dead heat!

Loss Leader: The perfect trio remains! Willie, Jamie R, and James W are all still on incredible, perfect runs, now standing at 27/27 points! Willie holds the overall lead based on his percentage of weight lost throughout the season.

Team Weight Loss: Rapid Viennetta maintains their lead at the top of the overall team weight loss leaderboard with 73 points, followed by O.B. City (68 pts), and Ivory Toast (57 pts).

Individual Awards! 🥇🍫
The top individual players are charging for the finish line!

Golden Chocolate Boot: David B has powered ahead, now sitting on a commanding 91 goals! Paddy is in 2nd with 73, and John R in 3rd with 70.

POTS: David B looks difficult to catch at the top with 61 points! Paddy is in 2nd on 55 points, with James W in 3rd on 49.

League Standings & Match Results! 📊
The results this week have perfectly maintained the tension for the final week!

Both Fatburn Rovers and Parmesan Belgrade had flawless weeks, winning all their games and keeping the title race razor-thin.

In contrast, both Flaberdeen and Bayern Bru had a rough week with 0 wins.

The result? Parma stays top, but only by 2 points! The final week will decide the title! Meanwhile, Scrandinavia has closed the gap to Flaberdeen to just 4 points, meaning the relegation fight is far from over! The mid-table is also congested, with only 9 points separating 3rd and 6th place!

It's all to play for in the final week! Who are you backing? 👇