06/12/2025
🎅 “A Very Merry Earwax Clear” 🎁
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shire,
Not a creature could hear—not the crackle of fire.
The stockings were hung, the tree lights aglow,
But waxy old ears muffled carols and snow!
Santa slid down with a jolly old cheer,
But paused when the reindeer said, “We can’t hear!”
The elves were all shouting, “We’ve lost sleigh control!”
Turns out their earwax had taken its toll.
From Hampshire she came, with her kit and her light,
A nurse on a mission to make hearing right.
NMC registered, CQC too,
Fully trained, insured—she knows what to do!
She cleared out the wax with precision and care,
Restoring the joy to the crisp winter air.
Now sleigh bells ring and choirs sing loud,
Thanks to EarForYou, the festive crowd’s proud!
So if your ears feel stuffed like a turkey in foil,
Don’t let the season be ruined by earwax turmoil. Just give her a ring, she’ll come to your door:
📞 07949 325463 — Hear Christmas once more!
Book online: www.earforyouhampshire.co.uk
Remember, we have a 10% off microsuction offer running throughout December, book now to avoid disappointment.
