25/02/2026
Had to share again as all week Iβve had βI could just lie here all dayβ π and last night I was asked for scrambled eggs in the morning. Wee giggle for today π₯°
π₯WARNING - customer complaintπ₯
I was so sorry to hear my customer was unhappy at the end of her treatment last night as she thought I could teleport her home as she was far too relaxed to drive πππ
Other complaints recently received:
Can I not just lie here the rest of the day?
Why can you not rub me for another few hrs?
Can you add on hot tub use?
The bed is too comfortable!
Why can you not rent the bed out?
What do you mean you have another client?
Can I sleep over and you wake me in morning?
Why can I not move in with you?
Please prepare yourself for NOT wanting to leave EVER after trying one of my treatments lol
Happy Thursday everyone and thanks for giving me a giggle ππππ