Man V Fat Barnsley

02/03/2026

We’ve still got a few places available for anyone thinking about joining MAN v FAT Barnsley! 💪⚽

If you’re a guy who wants to lose weight, get fitter, and do it in a supportive, team-based environment — this could be exactly what you’ve been looking for.

At MAN v FAT, you’ll:
⚽ Play small-sided football every week
📉 Track your weight loss and earn goals for your team
👊 Get support from other lads on the same journey
🔥 Build healthier habits that actually stick

It’s not about being the best footballer — it’s about making progress, feeling better, and being part of something positive.

Our MAN v FAT Barnsley league is growing, but spaces are limited — and once they’re gone, they’re gone.

If you’ve been thinking about it, take this as your sign. Message us or sign up today and come join the team 🙌

24/02/2026

🔥 TONIGHT'S MASSIVE FIXTURES – WEEK 4 IS GO! 🔥

Tuesday 24th February 2026 – Outwood Academy Shafton

Lads, the pitch is calling and the scales are watching! 💪⚽ Who's dropping goals AND lbs tonight?

Here are your Week 4 clashes:
🍔 Borussia (Munching Big Mac's) vs Largentina
The Big Mac munchers vs the large-and-in-charge Argentina crew – this one's gonna be greasy and glorious! 🍟🇦🇷

👑 Aston (Vanilla) vs Largentina
Vanilla smoothness takes on Largentina's big energy – expect flair, calories burned, and zero vanilla vibes!

👑 Aston (Vanilla) vs Borussia (Munching Big Mac's)
Aston Vanilla vs the Maccie D's demolition squad – classic style clash! Who wins the battle of the brands?

Double trouble for Aston Vanilla and Borusisia – proper packed night of MAN v FAT mayhem!

Come support the boys, cheer loud, or if you're ready to join the fight (BMI 27.5+), new players always welcome. Weigh-in → Play → Lose weight → Make mates. Over 90% of our lads shift the pounds and get fitter – your turn?

📍 Outwood Academy Shafton, Barnsley
🕗 Evening kick-offs – check your team chats for exact times!

Tag the teammate who's about to smash their weight loss PB!

16/02/2026

🔥 MAN v FAT Barnsley – Season 13, Week 3 Fixtures 🔥

📅 Tuesday 10th February 2026

Week 3 is here and the league schedule keeps the pressure on! Three big games, all teams in action, and plenty of points up for grabs 💪⚽

🕢 19:30 – League
🔵 Barnsley Blues vs 🔴 Barnsley Reds

🕢 19:50 – League
🔴 Barnsley Reds vs ⚪ Barnsley Whites

🕗 20:10 – League
🔵 Barnsley Blues vs ⚪ Barnsley Whites

Be ready, be weighed in, and bring the intensity 👊

Let’s keep the momentum going!

27/01/2026

⚽️ MAN v FAT BARNSLEY: SEASON 13 IS HERE! ⚽️
Dust off your boots and grab your water bottles—Season 13 officially kicks off next week on Tuesday, February 3rd, 2026!

We are back at Outwood Shafton Academy for another round of goals, gaffs, and great progress. The big question is: Who is taking the crown this time? 🏆

🔴 Reds, 🔵 Blues, or ⚪️ Whites?

Can the Whites find that clinical edge in front of goal?

Will the Blues stage a massive comeback to reclaim the top spot?

Or will the Reds prove they are the undisputed kings of Barnsley?

⚖️ The Battle on Two Fronts

Remember, Man v Fat isn't just about what happens during the 20-minute match. The Scales League is where the real damage is done!

On the Pitch: Bring the intensity and the teamwork. On the Scales: Bring the discipline. A "hat-trick" on the scales can change the result of a game faster than a 30-yard screamer!

Whether you’re smashing it in the Pitch League or leading the way in the Scales League, every ounce lost is a win for the team.

🔗 Join the Club

Not signed up yet? There’s still time to get involved in the UK's biggest weight-loss league for men.

👉 Sign up here: manvfatfootball.org/barnsley

Let’s make Season 13 the biggest (and lightest) one yet. See you all on Tuesday!

20/01/2026

Win on the pitch. Lose on the scales. 🏆📉

Barnsley guys—it’s time to get active! Join a community of guys who love the game and want to get healthier. All abilities are welcome, from total beginners to seasoned players.

📍 Outwell Academy, Shafton

🗓 Tuesdays | 19:30 - 21:00

Everything you need to succeed:
✅ Weekly 6-a-side
✅ Weight loss tracking
✅ Dedicated coaching
✅ Unbeatable team support

Tap the link in our bio to join MAN v FAT Barnsley today! ⚽️🔥 https://manvfatfootball.org/barnsley

01/01/2026

🎉 **Happy New Year from MAN v FAT Barnsley!** 🎉
Here’s to a year of fresh starts, big wins—on and off the pitch—and supporting each other every step of the way. ⚽🔥

If you’re looking to lose weight, get fitter, and join an incredible community of lads all working toward the same goals, **MAN v FAT Barnsley is the place for you**.
No judgement. No egos. Just football, support, and real results.

💪 **What we offer:**
✔ Weekly 5-a-side football
✔ Expert weight-loss support
✔ Team accountability and motivation
✔ A welcoming group of local guys on the same journey

📍 **Where:** MAN v FAT Barnsley (local league)
🗓 **When:** Tuesday Evenings
🔗 **Sign up here:** [https://manvfatfootball.org/barnsley](https://manvfatfootball.org/barnsley)

Start your year strong. Join us and be part of something brilliant. 👊
**Let’s smash 2026 together!**

25/12/2025

🎄 **Merry Christmas from MAN v FAT Barnsley!** 🎄

From everyone at **MAN v FAT Barnsley**, we want to wish all our amazing players—past, present, and future—a fantastic Christmas filled with joy, good food, and quality time with the people who matter most. ❤️⚽

As we wrap up another brilliant year, we’re incredibly proud of everything our lads have achieved on and off the pitch. Whether you’ve smashed weight-loss goals, scored your first league goal, or simply turned up and given it your best—**you’re all champions**. 💪

If you’re thinking about making positive changes in the new year, there’s no better time to join us. MAN v FAT isn’t just football—it’s support, teamwork, banter, accountability, and being part of a community that genuinely cares.

📍 **Where?**
We train and play weekly in Barnsley with structured leagues, coaching, weigh-ins, and plenty of motivation.

📝 **Ready to join the squad?**
Sign up here: **[www.manvfatfootball.org](http://www.manvfatfootball.org)**
Just search for **Barnsley** and secure your place!

Here’s to an amazing Christmas and an even better 2026 together.
Stay safe, enjoy the festivities, and we’ll see you back on the pitch soon! ⚽🎅🎁

16/12/2025

🎄 FINAL WHISTLE OF 2025! ⚽
It's the last match night of the year and we've got some absolute crackers lined up at Outwood Academy Shafton this Tuesday 16th December!

🏆 Tuesday's Title Fight Fixtures:

Borusia Muchin Big Macs Vs Largentia

Largentina Vs Aston Vanilla

Aston Vanilla Vs Borusia Muchin Big Macs

Let's see who heads into the Christmas break with the bragging rights!

14/12/2025

👋 NEW YEAR, NEW YOU!

Ready to swap the sofa for the pitch in 2026?

We are actively looking for NEW PLAYERS to join the legendary MAN v FAT Barnsley club when we restart in the New Year at Shafton!

It's simple: lose weight, score goals, and join a group of supportive local men changing their lives. Over 90% of our players lose weight – your weight loss actually contributes to your team's success!

Don't wait for January 1st to think about it. Secure your spot now!

👉 SIGN UP LINK HERE: www.manvfatfootball.org/Barnsley

16/11/2025

🔥 MAN v FAT Barnsley: Fixtures Alert! 🔥

Get ready for another incredible evening of FOOTBALL, WEIGHT LOSS, and BANTER at the MAN v FAT Barnsley league this week!

It's a triangle of title-contending action as these three heavyweights battle it out on the pitch:

📅 This Week's Triple Threat Matches

⚽ Largentina vs. Aston Vanilla

⚽ Aston Vanilla vs. Borusia Muchin Big Macs

⚽ Borusia Muchin Big Macs vs. Largentina

Who will bag the all-important FITNESS GOALS and ON PITCH POINTS this time around?

The competition is heating up, and every match is crucial. Good luck to all the players—remember, the real victory is making that lifestyle change! 💪

15/11/2025

Why not join the local league here:
https://www.manvfatfootball.org/barnsley

The journey starts here! 💪⚽Follow Big Gaz and the Man v Fat Nuneaton League lads as they kick off their incredible transformation — from losing weight to ch...

11/11/2025

🔥 We’re Back Under the Lights! ⚽️💡

Outwell Academy, Shafton! 🌙✨

Three blockbuster fixtures, one epic evening 👇

🍦 Aston Vanilla 🆚 Borussia Munchin Big Macs
The classic rivalry returns — will Vanilla stay cool or get munched this time? 🍔😎

🇦🇷 Largentina 🆚 Aston Vanilla
A battle of flair vs flavour – expect silky footwork, sweet finishes, and maybe a sprinkle of chaos! ⚡️

🍔 Borussia Munchin Big Macs 🆚 Largentina
The final showdown of the night — can the Big Macs serve up a double win, or will Largentina leave them feeling grilled? 🔥

Want to sign up and be part of the action? Check out https://www.manvfatfootball.org/barnsley