21/02/2026
Our kind of yoga classes! Ready to get your vibe on?! 😂❤️
Oh dear. What has become of me?
Our new block starts on Monday and I *meant* to do all sorts of clever social media marketing extolling the bloody awesomeness of yoga and how it will sort the dumpster fire that is your head out.
But my own dumpster fire was itself ablaze all week, writing what will undoubtedly be a Booker Prize-winning novel set in a town bearing no resemblance whatsoever to dearest Berwick.
And because much of yoga on socials is expected to conform as fitness or fashion, I really can't muster any enthusiasm to take precious time out in order to jostle for position.
Yes, uh-huh. As marketing strategies go, it's a bold one.
Know this. You've still time to sign-up for yoga classes with someone who knows what they're doing and why.
Also, you can wear your manky ole joggers and your paint-spattered tees. We'll mostly be working with our heads but when we do move, I actively encourage the type of kick-arse attitude depicted here.
I very much think of my classes as a vibe. You'd be most welcome.✌🏼😘 Tx
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