26/02/2026
🐾 Day Fifty-Something: Absolutely Not Approved
I would like to address a very serious matter.
A vegetable was presented to me.
Not in a bowl.
Not chopped.
Not disguised in gravy.
Just… upright.
On the bed.
Like it belonged there.
It’s called a leek.
First of all — rude.
Second of all — I am a dog.
Third of all — dogs should NOT eat leeks.
So naturally, I conducted a full Risk Assessment Sniff™.
👃 Strong onion energy.
👃 Zero biscuit notes.
👃 Definitely not on my approved snack list.
Tony scratched my ear as if this was some kind of taste test.
Sir.
I am here for emotional support.
Not vegetable evaluation.
Let it be known:
I did not bite it.
I did not lick it.
I did not consume it.
I simply sniffed… judged… and declined.
At Toad Counselling, we believe in healthy boundaries.
And sometimes that boundary is:
“No thank you, that is not safe for me.”
💚 Safe, supportive therapy (for humans)
💚 Clear boundaries (for dogs and vegetables alike)
💚 No leeks were harmed or eaten
Self-referral: https://toadcounselling.co.uk/