31/10/2025
I'm very proud today to announce that I have become a father.
This is my son and I love him.
He will call me papa and I will call him Gourdon.
When he grows up he's going to be a big sloppy mess, just like his mother who only lets me see him every other weekend and constantly bad mouths me in front of him.
When he grows up, he’s going to be a big sloppy mess, just like his mother.
She lives somewhere in Moseley now, I think. Took the Nutribullet, took my dignity, and only lets me see him every other weekend if I bring a fresh bag of pumpkin seeds.
She says she’s “finding herself.” I hope she gets lost.
You can find me and Gourdon in Digbeth, when she allows it.
