18/12/2025
Here at Larks Leas Retirement Home we have been really getting into the festive spirit with our own home produced mini pantomime, performed by activities, care and management staff. We tell the story of Beckerella, our manager, worn out by the christmas cleaning, shopping and cooking. She has 3 ugly sisters, Germolene, Listerine and Vaseline, who ask her to help them dress for a grand Royal Ball. She certainly has her work cut out trying to make them look presentable, whilst dealing with a laundry muddle which has resulted in the wrong underwear!
In scene 2 our fairy godmother and pet parrot, Peregrine, make an appearance. She is glum because no care bells are ringing and she feels useless, so she is happy to help Beckerella, so that she may also attend the Ball. She conjures up a little black dress, a cucumber is turned into a mini car and Peregrine becomes a flying horse.
King Charles and Camilla open scene 3, having locked Prince Andrew in the basement, and having also omitted to send a special invitation to president Trump. This upsets the ugly sisters as they were hoping to find their love matches.
The cast throw themselves into song, with "Anything you can do, I can do better", and residents join in with their their own lines, as everybody seeks to outdo each other.
Our narrator presents a happy ending. No lost shoes and no love matches, but a job offer for Beckerella, as she is invited to become manager of Buckingham Palace, and all our residents are, of course, welcome to join her.
We all had a lot of fun with this. Residents managed all the expected lines of "Oh no you're not" and "She's behind you", and there was plenty of cheering
A big thank you goes to staff who participated, and to those who helped to organise the room, residents and refreshments. Another thank you goes to a willing husband, Richard, who played an ugly sister, and to The Ansty Pantomime who lent us some wonderful costumes.