23/11/2025
BOB AND ROB WERE FEELING QUITE BAD
THEIR WEIGHT HAD CREPT ON AND IT MADE THEM BOTH SAD...
THEY GOT ON THE SCALES AND OH! WHAT A SHOCK!
THEY SAT DOWN TO THINK AND TO REALLY TAKE STOCK...
“BOB!” SAID ROB, “I MUST SHIFT TWO STONE!”
"ROB!” SAID BOB “YOU’RE NOT ON YOUR OWN!”
SO BOB BECAME A SLIMMING WORLD MEMBER
HE NEEDED SOME HELP TO GET THROUGH DECEMBER
BUT TO HIS SURPRISE, ROB WASNT TOO KEEN
“ITS POINTLESS” HE SAID “YOU’LL SEE WHAT I MEAN”
“WITH CHRISTMAS LOOMING, I’VE EVENTS AND PARTIES”
"MY MISSUS SHE FILLS UP MY STOCKING WITH SMARTIES!”
“WITH CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AND NIBBLES IT WON'T BE TOO FUNNY
WHEN GOING TO GROUP WASTES MY TIME AND MY MONEY!”
“I’LL GO WITH YOU BOB BUT I’M JUST NOT QUITE READY
I’LL JOIN IN NEW YEAR WHEN THINGS ARE MORE STEADY”
FOR BOB, IT WAS DIFFERENT, TO HIM IT WAS CLEAR
“I’LL GET GOING NOW AND NOT WAIT TIL NEW YEAR!”
SO OFF HE WENT AND IN NO TIME AT ALL
HE’D LEARNT SOME GOOD CHOICES TO HELP HIM GET SMALL
PARTIES, EVENTS AND SHOPPING WERE FINE
AND HE KNEW THE BEST CHOICES WHEN OFF OUT TO DINE
HE LEARNT HOW TO GET THROUGH THE SEASON IN STYLE
AND ON CHRISTMAS EVE, HAD A BIG BEAMING SMILE
“OVER ONE STONE GONE AND I’M OVER THE MOON!”
“I MUST TELL MY FRIEND AND I MUST DO IT SOON!”
HIS ENTHUSIASM, WELL IT KNEW NO BOUNDS
HE FELT SO MUCH BETTER HAVING SHIFTED SOME POUNDS
ROB WAS PLEASED FOR HIS FRIEND BUT WISHED HE’D GONE TOO
HE’D ADDED SOME INCHES, MORE THAN A FEW!
“YOU JOINED IN NOVEMBER, THAT REALLY WAS CLEVER”
AND NOW YOU ARE HAVING THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!”
SO IF YOU’RE NOT HAPPY AND IT'S CONTROL THAT YOU SEEK
CONSIDER THE BENEFITS OF JOINING THIS WEEK
WHEN YOU GET TO JANUARY, OH WHAT A THRILL!
NO MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB - JUST A TINY MOLEHILL
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