13/12/2025
🚨 A WARNING FOR ALL MEMBERS OF MY SLIMMING WORLD GROUPS – PLEASE READ! 🚨
There’s a very nasty virus doing the rounds at the moment called
“It’s Christmas So I Can’t Be Bothered” 🎄😜
This virus is highly contagious and can be picked up after just one encounter with infected items – usually found lurking in:
🍞 Beige foods
🍫 Chocolate
🍷 Alcohol
Common symptoms include:
🤯 Bloating
💨 Excess wind
🔥 Heartburn
👖 An unexplained inability to do up your jeans
⚖️ And, in severe cases, a total refusal to step on the scales
A recent (very official 👀) December 2025 study also shows that if left untreated, symptoms may worsen…
PLUS your fantabulous Slimming World Consultant (that’s me 😘) may suffer withdrawal symptoms from missing her amazing members 😢
💊 The cure?
Stick with your group.
Seek sanctuary with others who are dodging — or shaking off — the virus together.
So your consultant (yes, me again 🙋♀️) is off to pack her survival kit to make sure every one of you is protected with the very latest vaccine known as:
💉 “January Is Almost Here!” 🤣
🩺 Clinics remain OPEN at:
📍 Littleport
📍 Swaffham Prior
Pop along and I’ll happily administer the vaccine — I promise it won’t hurt 😜💉
(And it comes with support, laughter, Food Optimising magic and zero judgement ❤️)
We’ve got this — together 💙✨