01/02/2026
π JANUARY HAS BEEN CONQUERED. FEBRUARY IS HERE. π
We made it!
The longest month known to humankind is officially OVER.
Morale has improved by at least 73%.
If January was a boss level, February is the reward stage πΉοΈπΈ
Bank accounts have blinked back into consciousness, plans suddenly feel possible again, and life feelsβ¦ enjoyable π
Hereβs to February, shorter, sassier, and already doing a better job. The months get shorter, and February is basically Januaryβs apology πβοΈ