Advanced Animal Performance

Advanced Animal Performance Professional Equine sports massage therapist. Fully qualified and insured.

🔥 QUALIFICATIONS. Buckle up — I’m about to be unpopular. 🔥I’ve just read a post on a vet physio/chiropractic page that n...
11/03/2026

🔥 QUALIFICATIONS. Buckle up — I’m about to be unpopular. 🔥

I’ve just read a post on a vet physio/chiropractic page that nearly launched me into orbit, so here’s your public service announcement:

STOP. LETTING. UNDERQUALIFIED. PEOPLE. TOUCH. YOUR. HORSE.

Some practitioners are now proudly announcing they “learnt chiropractic adjustments from someone qualified” and have decided that’s sufficient to start adjusting animals. Absolutely outstanding👍🏻

Because last time I checked, “I watched someone do it” is not a qualification — it’s how toddlers learn to clap.

Would you jump into a car with someone who learnt to drive via a helpful YouTube video? No? Then why are we letting people adjust 600kg flight animals after what appears to be the educational equivalent of a group science project?

Let me translate what that actually means:

👉 No deep understanding of neurology
👉 No true grasp of biomechanics
👉 No extensive training in contraindications
👉 No appreciation for what can go catastrophically wrong

But sure — crack on.

It has taken me nearly three years of relentless study to work toward my chiropractic degree. We’re talking long nights, brutal early mornings, missed holidays, an empty social calendar, and enough coursework to make my eyeballs water.

Not because I enjoy suffering — but because doing this job properly requires it.

And can we talk about transparency for a moment?
Whenever I’m tagged in posts asking for a physio or chiropractor, I always state that I am a massage therapist and a veterinary chiropractor in training. Radical concept, I know — honesty.

Meanwhile, some practitioners are out here offering services with the confidence of a heart surgeon and the training of someone who once did an online course in equine management.

Confidence 👏 is 👏 not 👏 competence.

Here’s the slightly terrifying bit: “veterinary chiropractor” is not currently a protected title. Yes, really. Which means technically anyone can wake up tomorrow, print a logo, and start clicking joints like bubble wrap.

So owners, I’m begging you — raise your standards.
✔️ Ask what qualifications they have
✔️ Ask where they trained
✔️ Ask to see certificates
✔️ If they dodge the question — run. Don’t walk.

Because all it takes is one poorly educated decision to land you with a massive vet bill… or consequences that cannot be undone.

Your horse doesn’t care if someone has a slick logo, 20 hashtags, or a heavily filtered arena photo.
Your horse cares about competence.
They cannot advocate for themselves.
They cannot say “actually, what’s your training in neurology?”
So that responsibility sits squarely with you.
Choose education over convenience.
Choose skill over salesmanship.

And for the love of sound horses everywhere — stop confusing confidence with qualification.

11/03/2026

Mine share a brain cell🤣🤪🤪

What would your horse have to say about you?🤪🤭Comment below⬇️⬇️⬇️
09/03/2026

What would your horse have to say about you?🤪🤭

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09/03/2026

I love using belly lifts as part of my sessions — they’re such a simple yet effective way to improve posture and core activation.

Thomas demonstrated this perfectly in the video. You can really see him engage his core and create a powerful lift through his back, rounding beautifully through his thoracic region. That controlled activation not only stretches the long back muscles but also encourages better stability and topline development.

A small exercise done well can make a huge difference — and Thomas absolutely nailed it 👏

🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨It has come to my attention that I am exceptionally talented at treating horses… and abso...
07/03/2026

🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨

It has come to my attention that I am exceptionally talented at treating horses… and absolutely hopeless at capturing content of said treatments 😤😂

So — I am recruiting a couple of lovely, willing clients to become Content Creator for the Day 🤪🐴

Your job? Casually snap some photos and grab a few videos while I pretend I know how angles and tripods work.
My job? Bring the good vibes, the banter, and a cheeky little discount on your session as payment for your services 🤣✨

Perks include:
• Watching me attempt to be professional
• Front row seats to my “creative direction”
• Mild chaos
• Discounted treatment

If you’re happy to tolerate me and my slightly unhinged ideas, please message me immediately. Applications now open 🤪

We take aftercare very seriously here…Mr Buttons, however, does not 🤦🏼‍♀️He was given a full post-treatment briefing abo...
06/03/2026

We take aftercare very seriously here…
Mr Buttons, however, does not 🤦🏼‍♀️

He was given a full post-treatment briefing about being on his absolute best behaviour and perhaps not hoolying around the crew yard like a caffeinated pony when dinner is served. I’m confident it went in one ear and flew straight out the other 😤😂

On a serious note though, aftercare really does matter. The stretches, mobilisation exercises, and sensible management between sessions are what keep everything moving freely and help maintain the results from treatment. They support recovery, reduce stiffness, and keep your horse feeling strong, supple, and competition-ready.

If only I could prescribe “no zoomies before tea” as part of the rehab plan… 🐴✨

✨ Now Taking on New Clients in East Anglia ✨As the days get lighter and warmer, competition season is just around the co...
03/03/2026

✨ Now Taking on New Clients in East Anglia ✨

As the days get lighter and warmer, competition season is just around the corner. Before the workload increases, now is the perfect time to book your horse in for a pre-season MOT.

A long, wet winter can have a bigger impact on your horse’s musculoskeletal system than we often realise. Deep mud increases muscular effort, places extra strain on tendons and ligaments, and repeated slipping or lifting through heavy ground can lead to compensatory patterns, muscle tightness, and even minor strains or tears. These issues may not always present as obvious lameness but can affect performance, comfort, and willingness to work.

A 1.5-hour initial assessment and treatment allows me to carry out a full static and dynamic assessment, palpation, range of motion testing, and apply evidence-based treatments including myofascial release, deep tissue massage, TENS therapy, targeted stretching, and a tailored exercise and rehabilitation programme.

Addressing restrictions early helps optimise movement, reduce injury risk, and ensure your horse heads into the season feeling strong, balanced, and ready to perform at their best.

📍 East Anglia
💷 £45 per horse – Initial assessment & treatment
📞 Call or message: 07926 259330

Let’s set your horse up for a successful season ahead.

**CANCELLATION ** 20% OFF **🤪I have a cancellation for this Friday around midday. Space for 2/3 horses. Reduced price to...
17/02/2026

**CANCELLATION ** 20% OFF **🤪

I have a cancellation for this Friday around midday. Space for 2/3 horses. Reduced price to fill the space.

Must be within 15 miles of CO15, must be a new booking!

Be quick, these don’t hang around long💨🏎️

All messages and enquiries will be caught up with by the end of today.Apologies for my slow replies and lack of updates ...
02/02/2026

All messages and enquiries will be caught up with by the end of today.

Apologies for my slow replies and lack of updates — university has been stressful, and on top of that I’ve had a horrendous cold 💤

Please bear with me as I come back to a bit more normality 😄

Thinking of booking a service? You probably check reviews first — everyone does.🤪I’ve treated hundreds of horses, and re...
23/01/2026

Thinking of booking a service? You probably check reviews first — everyone does.🤪

I’ve treated hundreds of horses, and reviews play a huge role in helping new clients choose me with confidence. If you’ve had a good experience, taking 30 seconds to leave a review or follow my page directly supports my business and helps it continue to grow.

Thank you to everyone who’s already taken the time — it’s genuinely appreciated.

🧠 The science behind effective equine bodywork 🐎I am a certified equine therapist in both the UK and the USA, with advan...
20/01/2026

🧠 The science behind effective equine bodywork 🐎

I am a certified equine therapist in both the UK and the USA, with advanced training and practical experience in shiatsu massage, trigger point therapy, and myofascial release. These therapies are among the most widely used treatments across the United States due to their well-documented positive effects on equine health and performance.

Shiatsu and trigger point therapy work by addressing areas of muscular tension, restriction, and neuromuscular dysfunction, helping to restore normal muscle tone and movement patterns. Myofascial release targets the fascial system, improving tissue elasticity and reducing compensatory tightness that can limit performance and increase injury risk.

Together, these techniques:
• Improve range of motion and biomechanical efficiency
• Release chronic and acute muscular tension
• Stimulate the lymphatic system, supporting circulation and waste removal
• Enhance recovery and overall physical comfort

By optimising soft tissue function, these treatments help horses move more freely, perform more effectively, and reach their peak performance while supporting long-term soundness and wellbeing.

Bookings starting from mid February, drop me a message on 07926 259330 to get your horse to peak performance. Price is £45 per horse, multi horse discounts available and no hidden costs or travel fees. Offering all year round support and 24/7 helpline.

New year, new start ✨Now is the perfect time to get your horse prepped for the year ahead. Whether you’re looking to sta...
03/01/2026

New year, new start ✨

Now is the perfect time to get your horse prepped for the year ahead. Whether you’re looking to start the show season on the right foot or want a routine check-over during their winter break, regular treatments can help support comfort, movement, and performance.

💷 £45 per horse
🐴 Multi-horse discounts available
🚗 No hidden travel fees

A simple check now can make a big difference later 💙

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