22/02/2026
Still punishing your midlife body with smaller and smaller portions?? We need to have a fcking word mate 👀
But ‘ooooo you must be missing calories you didn’t track’ .... (do one skinnytok)🖕
Fixating on being in a deficit completely skips over the factors that actually move you towards your goals and feeling confident in your body… 👀
(hopefully the goal is not to be a helpless waif of a human, been there…the t.shirt is fcking tiny and your zest for life goes AWOL) 😒
Over the years, your hormones were busy rewriting your playbook (quite fcking liberating to move away from the calories model if you ask me)🤝 It’s time to pivot and focus on the things that actually move the needle, because..
🚫A calorie deficit’s not gonna help you to balance your blood sugar and improve your insulin sensitivity. This is fcking key for the body composition changes we see during perimenopause (and yes I’ll keep preaching this until your afternoon slump packs its slumpy little bags and fcks off) 🖕
🚫 ‘burning more than you consume’ 🖕is not gonna reduce your stress levels (and before we start hating on cortisol, it’s not the bad guy but we’re gonna feel like a sack of s**t if it’s always on speed dial )
🚫Less calories are also definitely not gonna keep you satiated with steady-as-fck energy between meals (so that you can avoid the insatiable hanger!)
🚫 And eating like a fcking bird certainly isn’t gonna quieten the food noise, boost your metabolism, balance your hormones or revive your mojo...
🧐See how none of this is about ‘eating too much’?
👉So here’s your cue to stop obsessing over calories and start supporting your body properly. Add the god-damn fats, fuel your workouts, protect your muscle, prioritise your nervous system, sleep and recovery....
❤️Stop apologising for nourishing yourself and start showing your body some love you magnificent midlife legend 🙌