15/12/2025
Good evening,
Some of you have followed our sad dispensing robot situation over the past few weeks. This weekend the first phase of life after Mickey was completed as we were visited by the robot engineer and we proceeded to take the rest of Mickey apart.
It was one hell of a job as I assisted the engineer, hanging on his every word as he told me what to do in order to both dismantle the robot and not injure/maim myself in the process. He was there opening his toolkit with his DeWalt this and his Makita that, whilst I was reaching into my plastic bag for whatever had been on offer in the middle aisle of Lidl!
After a long couple of days and considerable blood (not mine), sweat (mostly mine) and tears (of relief) we got the robot down into the shop in bits.
This was when I started to get worried as I feared that the scrap merchants wouldn’t come this morning and I’d be left with well over a tonne of hazardous metal in the shop for customers to injure themselves on.
Anyway, I needn’t have worried as they turned up, somehow managed to drop as skip into a ridiculously small space and get all of the metal into it, with only one sliced finger (once again not mine).
Although I’m very much a person who focuses on what’s in front of him and I keep on telling myself that these are exciting times, it was sad to see Mickey go. He has literally been a fixture here for 15 years and we will miss him.
This concludes the Mickey chapter and we will let you know when we’ve got the energy to move onto the next one.