24/04/2026
🚨 OFFICIAL NEST ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Reports are coming in that there is currently a large bright object in the sky over Fife… 👀☀️
Experts are calling it “the sun”.
Women across the kingdom are being advised to:
• stop what they’re doing immediately
• stand outside for 3–5 business minutes
• and absorb what little serotonin Scotland is willing to offer us
If you see pale women blinking aggressively in the daylight clutching iced coffees and emotional damage…..mind your business 😂
Hope you’re all getting a wee moment of light today... in the sky or in yourselves 🪶