Discreet Beauty Solutions

25/02/2026

‘What do you do Joan?’ ‘Can you help with …?’
Frequent questions I get asked, so here it is..
I offer various weight loss and skin care solutions to both men and women in a discreet and confidential environment.
I offer a tailored skincare regimen (after face to face consultation) using medical grade clean science Alumier MD skincare products - which have no ‘nasty’ chemicals and have scientifically proven genuine results in the way of both home care and in clinic treatments along with various tailored aesthetic treatments.
I work strictly by appointment only as I share premises with the fabulous Martina who offers eye brow, lash treatments and the amazing Mandero massage.
I can be contacted via what’s app on 07855406965.
Martina can be reached on 07747890854.
(Unplanned photo shoot, so no make up apart from the ‘can’t live without’ Alumier Moisture Matte tinted sunscreen which I wear every single day throughout the year and a quick application of mascara. Martina has my eye brows looking fab so I don’t have to touch them 🥰)

20/12/2025

Open on request for gift voucher and product collection ( 07855406965) 😍.
Last business day 23rd. Thank you to all my customers, it’s been an absolute pleasure continuing to serve you all - both my loyal customers along with my new ones! Love my job ❤️🎄

14/11/2025

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19/08/2025

Hope no one minds this post, it’s not beauty related 🙈.
Just want to ask people to share to try and help Ollie and I get this stunning property booked up - we are starting a bit late in the season and need help! 😂
It’s honestly one of the most beautiful houses I have ever been in, and it’s finished to the last with nothing but luxury touches, no short cuts.
It’s well back from the road, 100% private and has a massive garden so you can almost spend the day without seeing or hearing your kids 🙈😂. It’s 5 mins walk from Cranfield blue flag beach and lots of other amenities.
Thank you 🥰😘😘 🏠 🌊 🐟 🏊‍♂️

15/08/2025

I am absolutely horrified that the manufacturer of one of the most popular weight loss treatments announced yesterday it was increasing the list price of the drug by as much as 170% from 1/9/25.
I have spoken to pharmacies and they are trying to ‘cap’ this increase but it’s not looking good.
Please what’s app me to discuss options asap.
07855406965
(This is not an advertisement for prescription weight loss)

11/07/2025

My ‘go to’ MINERAL sunscreen I wear every day all year round! 😍 no matter the weather ☀️☁️🌧️☔️
Why??? It’s non chemical, clean science, safe and suitable for the most sensitive of skin.
I’m 51, menopausal and the last thing I need are hormone disrupting chemicals in my skincare / they’re already disrupted enough 🙈😬😵‍💫😂
Zinc is a naturally occurring mineral, free from hormone-disrupting chemicals often found in chemical sunscreens.

18/06/2025

Book directly with Martina, cannot recommend this enough ❤️❤️❤️

08/05/2025

20% off, only 3 sets left ❤️🎉.

28/03/2025

Vouchers available for Mother’s Day if anyone has left it to the last minute! 🙈🙄😀
Can be redeemed against skincare products or treatments 🥰 07855406965

20/03/2025

https://www.nmwlp.co.uk/consultation-form/?clinic=discreet-beauty-solutions+BT74-4RL
Having lots of messages for a consultation form. Link below, (no obligation) thank you 🙂

03/03/2025

OMG, can’t wait to try this!! Has anyone had one of these yet?? I have heard nothing but raving reviews! 🥰❤️🎉

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14/01/2025

This is ACTUALLY happening - and not too far from home either 🙈. I am SICK of hearing about these ‘knock off’ pens and the side effects are deadly. If it’s too ‘cheap’ to be ‘real’ it’s not the real thing!! 🤬

4778 likes, 85 comments. “The drop off 🏫 Wrapping up this wee storyline for now. More soon 🙏❤️”