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From Scotland making the kind of noise that lands somewhere between a bar fight and a space trip.

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25/02/2026

On Saturday December 20th we mixed rum and coke with a healthy dose of beers.

Today I'm mixing the tracks we recorded that day, known infamously as the "Rum Sessions".

It's still to be understood if this can be considered a thank you but when we release our Live EP 'Villains Of The Old West' on a limited run of cassettes it will come with a digital download of the album along with this bonus feature.

'The Rum Sessions' will be available only to the unfortunate few who purchase the tapes as some sort of twisted thank you for supporting us.

What I will say is this was recorded at approximately 10:30pm and not the session we did at 4:30am which gladly was not recorded.

Coming soon...

23/02/2026

March.

7th we head to the studio to record with and we couldn't be more excited for that.

8th it's off to Edinburgh to speak to so check the page out and stay tuned for that.

13th our first gig of the month at with Big Clyde & The Hot Knives, Little Rose & The Thorny Pricks and Lewis Wilson.

24th it's birthday celebrations and a gig with the incredible at

26th another home town gig at Mediterranea with & which will be an absolute belter.

Tickets for that in our bio. See you soon...

💀🐬

22/02/2026

Check out our Bandpamp page.
I finally got around to putting the T-shirts on the page.

Hand painted T-shirts.
100% Organic Cotton
100% Sweatshop Free

I've got a few up at the moment and will be adding more over the next few days.

There is only one of each design available as I just make up sh*te as I go. Inspiration comes from either my mood or sometimes the batch numbers have an influence.

006 - Dolphin Skeleton
013 - Metatron's Cube
014 - Firestorm

20/02/2026

Marching into March like a midlife crisis, the dream ain't over pal.

We're heading to the studio on the 7th with the awesome

Slanj Friday 13th
Big Clyde & The Hot Knives
Little Rose & The Thorny Pricks
Lewis Wilson

Bloc+ 24th
CUT

Mediterranea 26th
CUT + Thrown Away

17/02/2026

A wee look at gigs we have coming up in the next few months.

Mar 13th Slanj A Va
Mar 24th Bloc+
Mar 26th Mediterranea
Apr 18th 🕵️
May 23rd Tolbooth

Personally very much looking forward to seeing pals at our and Mediterranea gigs (where the awesome join us too)

Got a few Stirling home shows which is always great but likewise very excited to be back at Bloc+.

Gig on the 18th to be revealed in the future (possibly 2085 but failing the successful installation of the flux Capacitor in the Robin Reliant then it'll be 2025)

Hopefully more gigs to add to the list soon...

(Get in touch if you want some Dead Dolphins at your gig)

15/02/2026

birthdays. But... Give or take a week Dead Dolphins as you know it is 1 year old.

So we'd like the thank everyone who's taken the time to come to a show, follow us on here and our other social media black holes, shown support, bought merch (when I remember to bring the fu***ng things)... It's made our journey here so far all the sweeter and we're so incredibly grateful for it so thank you.

Our first gig was Record Store Day outside alongside some awesome bands, one of which being who we are playing with in March on the 26th alongside
(Tickets available in our bio)

Then l the ever wonderful on June 10th with the flabergastingly fantastic

Third gig in Sept 20th Mediterranea with was an absolute belter that will live with us for a good long while.

14th November was the first time we met and played with our now lovely mates &
who absolutely kick arse and are total sweethearts. We were privileged to also get to play with the wonderful

I'm realizing at this point it could become or potentially has already become a fu**in rambling Oscars speech. I'm not half way through the gigs we've played so...

To all the bands we've played with and venues who've kindly hosted, promoters who out us on... .briar .official

Thank you all.

This Monday (16th), tune into on 107.9fm 8pm-10pm

Friday 13th March Slanj
24th Bloc+
26th Mediterranea

14/02/2026

Who are we to suggest that Valentine's is nothing more than a cash grab, Hallmark holiday? If you get a kick out of it, go knock yer sel oot. If you hate it, then mate know you're not alone.

Just have as good a day as you can and don't be a dick to folk.

Love, 💀🐬

07/02/2026

March 24th BLOC+
FREE ENTRY

CUT (Italy)
DEAD DOLPHINS (not Italy)

Playing Bloc for your oral and ocular pleasure.

06/02/2026

'Villains Of The Old West'

Our Live EP

Track listing released for the record which is due soon. Keep your eyes peeled on our socials for updates. Our YouTube channel will have the videos up first.

Physical media to follow.

30 copies will be made on cassette. We will only make 30 copies ever and won't be making more. (Probably still take 30 years to sell those). But seriously the idea is simply that physical media is important and shouldn't feel dispensable like streaming platforms can be. A digital copy of the album will be included in the purchase of the cassette along with a wee surprise.

Coming soon...

03/02/2026

Friday 13th

Upstairs Slanj

£5 entry

W/
Big Clyde & The Hot Knives
Little Rose & The Thorny Pricks
Lewis Wilson

Address

117 Bath Street
Glasgow
G2 2SZ

Website

http://deaddolphins.com/

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