30/12/2025
The Week Where Time (and Nutrition) Doesn’t Exist
It’s that glorious, surreal week between Christmas and New Year…
You know the one — the “What day is it?”, “Is this breakfast or lunch?”, “Should I be productive or horizontal?” week.
Here I am up a fell, eating what can only be described as a rogue Christmas bap… leftover meat shoved between bread like I’ve given up all pretence of adulting. And honestly? It’s perfect.
Are you on:
🥪 Turkey sandwich number 47?
🥘 Bubble & squeak with everything?
🍫 Chocolate for breakfast?
🍗 Random fridge grazing every hour on the hour?
Or… all of the above? (No judgement.)
This weird limbo-week isn’t about structure — it’s about survival, rest and getting fresh air when you can. Your routine will return, your veggies will reappear, and life will make sense again soon.
A few gentle reminders while you navigate The Festive Twilight Zone:
✨ Movement still helps — a short walk, a stretch, a wiggle.
✨ Hydrate, especially if you’re 80% Quality Street by now.
✨ Fresh air resets everything, even if your diet currently doesn’t.
✨ No guilt — this is one week of the year.
✨ Your reset is coming — New Year is right around the corner.
Enjoy the leftovers, enjoy the chaos, and enjoy this strange little pause before 2025 kicks off.
I’ll be here helping you rebuild routines, bodies and energy when the time comes — but for now?
Pass me another Christmas bap. 🥪😄