Peak Physique & Bodywork

29/12/2025

Honestly, the way you’re all booking me up so fast in Jan is astounding.

I am forever grateful that you choose me.

You’ve put up with me through my ME, surgery, brain gremlins and hanger.

Not sure what I did to deserve such incredible clients ❤️

Let’s make 2026 a year to remember 🎉

⭐️ 8th of Jan is my next massage appointment availability. Saturdays are now exclusively for PMU and aesthetic’s.

⭐️Facials are going to be supercharged with higher grade products

⭐️ IASTM muscle scraping treatments will be added so you can book in for a full upper or lower scrape. Here’s looking at my competitors, bodybuilders and MMA fighters.

⭐️ CULT Aesthetics will be having an official launch party so you can come and find out about what treatments are on offer and who is best suited to what. There will be discounts for treatments booked at the party and referral rewards if you bring a pal.

⭐️ PMU will be going bigger than ever with scar camouflage and medical Tattooing. Helping to cover unwanted scars or injuries along with ar**la reconstruction and enhancement 🎉

⭐️ Holidays will be taken! I promise. No more burn out 😅

25/12/2025

Merry Christmas everyone.

May your day be full of good food and sh*te tv ❤️

It’s just another day to do better, be better and love better. Whether you’re alone or surrounded by overbearing family who keep asking why you’ve not settled down spread joy and love in person or online. You might just find that connection you’re seeking.

I love being alone and so for me Christmas is about eating pigs in blankets and cuddling with the dogs watching old Christmas movies.

Whatever you’re doing, do it with love in your heart.

24/12/2025

Well, it’s approaching that day where we celebrate the birth of an absolute legend.

A true healer to the frail, the infirm and the poor. A friend and supporter to s*x workers, carpenters, fishermen, teachers, preachers and those who cannot work due to health. Basically everyone! Except bigots cos the are problematic.

That’s right folks, it’s my Birthday on the 30th 🎉

You are all invited to celebrate me!

In your own home. I don’t like crowds and I don’t like noise so this year raise a glass for me and remember to be an absolute legend who cares about people and thinks about how to make the world better for those around you. 🎉

23/12/2025

Better late than never!!!!

E-Vouchers for PMU and Aesthetics available by DM.

If you’ve got a last minute gift need I’ve got you covered ❤️

23/12/2025

Behold, the saviour of Christmas. The spicy Margarita, the nectar from the goddess herself. Blue agave grown by Mother Earth to quench my thirst!

Happy Yuletide fu***rs 🤘

23/12/2025

Fancy £150 off when booking 2 areas of PMU

I have just 4 more vouchers available.

Several have been claimed but not actually booked in yet so don’t miss out ❤️

https://cultpmu.org/150voucher

21/12/2025

20/12/2025

19/12/2025

That’s it folks.

Diary is full this week and I’m not back in until the 2nd of Jan (Already fully booked)

I’m not off to a lovely cabin with a hot tub this year so if anyone is close to death and needs a massage to fix them during the holidays I will be around. The fee will be standard + 3 cans of Aldi Spicy Margarita.

2 more days of work and I can drink baileys in my coffee at 10am 🤪

19/12/2025

3pm tomorrow is now available. Antonio Fresha so please DM

🫶🏻

17/12/2025

Awright Neebs

Back from Inverness doing my Cool Aunt Christmas duties.

I have a space that’s opened up on Friday due to illness. Go book it and make my whole year!

If anyone else cancels or changes their appts I’ll tell Santa to skip your house cos I’m no putting up anymore posts to fill cancellations Awright. 🤪

What a year!

17/12/2025

Last 2 appointments of the year 🎉