Peak Physique & Bodywork

07/01/2026

I’m putting my wee massage/treatment room up for rent for the days I’m not in.

I would absolutely love to host someone who does intimate and facial waxing and types of therapies that compliment myself and Megan’s work beautifully.

We work on the basis that Megan offers Nails and lashes and I offer Massage, aesthetics, PMU & Facials. We do this so we’re not competing for clients as Megan builds her client base. Hopefully you’d be happy to do the same de we have a nice balance in the salon.

The room has a fully functioning plumb free sink, adjustable beauty bed and storage.

We are an inclusive salon and so ideally you’re welcoming to neurodivergent, q***r and disabled people who might need a little more care and attention during their treatment with you.

The room presently is available -

Monday from 4:30
Tuesday - All day
Wednesday All day

£40 per day which includes being hosted on our Fresha page that already has over 300 5 star reviews and a wide online presence from 2 websites and social media pages.

Happy to work with someone who’s new to industry and maybe finishing up at college to help build your business and grow your own wee empire ❤️

06/01/2026

I nominated myself for a best massage therapist award and I haven’t even heard back so now I’m just gonna assume they are sitting and laughing at my attempt to be relevant and I’m now the topic of convo at the water cooler and on the what’s app groups and I’m never doing anything like this ever again because who even am I!!!!!!!!

Lack of punctuation is on purpose because that’s how my brain is right this moment.

If anyone needs me I’ll be in my “Not an influencer so clearly can’t be that good at massage” hole of despair

05/01/2026

First ever Monday clinic done and dusted.

I will have 2 Mondays a month available to book on Fresha. This month was today and the 19th of Jan, this is bookable on Fresha.

Peak Physique and Bodywork is located in Kirkcaldy, Fife

05/01/2026

Whoever it is that’s used my bin to dump your sh*te after Christmas you left your address in the bag so the council will have a lovely time fining you for fly tipping.

Business bins are not for your use, we pay an absolute fortune to have our rubbish collected and I for one don’t mind tipping your trash on the street to make sure I’m not paying to dispose of your rubbish.

Thanks 🖕🏻

04/01/2026

Folks dinnae put yourself in risky driving situations just for your appointment.

If you can’t make it please don’t worry, the cancellation fee is always going to be bypassed in bad weather.

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01/01/2026

Back to work tomorrow 🎉

It has been so nice to take time off and not think about work for a little bit.

This weeks fully booked already so my next massage slots are on the 8th of Jan.

Don’t miss out on the best massage in town just because you didn’t plan ahead.

Maintenance massage memberships are available. £55 a month for your membership gets you 1 deep tissue per month and 10% off any extra massages in the month.

You can sign up here - https://www.fresha.com/book-now/lanna-beaton-sports-therapist-sbky31w3/paid-plans?id=3118714&share=true&pId=197790

29/12/2025

Honestly, the way you’re all booking me up so fast in Jan is astounding.

I am forever grateful that you choose me.

You’ve put up with me through my ME, surgery, brain gremlins and hanger.

Not sure what I did to deserve such incredible clients ❤️

Let’s make 2026 a year to remember 🎉

⭐️ 8th of Jan is my next massage appointment availability. Saturdays are now exclusively for PMU and aesthetic’s.

⭐️Facials are going to be supercharged with higher grade products

⭐️ IASTM muscle scraping treatments will be added so you can book in for a full upper or lower scrape. Here’s looking at my competitors, bodybuilders and MMA fighters.

⭐️ CULT Aesthetics will be having an official launch party so you can come and find out about what treatments are on offer and who is best suited to what. There will be discounts for treatments booked at the party and referral rewards if you bring a pal.

⭐️ PMU will be going bigger than ever with scar camouflage and medical Tattooing. Helping to cover unwanted scars or injuries along with ar**la reconstruction and enhancement 🎉

⭐️ Holidays will be taken! I promise. No more burn out 😅

25/12/2025

Merry Christmas everyone.

May your day be full of good food and sh*te tv ❤️

It’s just another day to do better, be better and love better. Whether you’re alone or surrounded by overbearing family who keep asking why you’ve not settled down spread joy and love in person or online. You might just find that connection you’re seeking.

I love being alone and so for me Christmas is about eating pigs in blankets and cuddling with the dogs watching old Christmas movies.

Whatever you’re doing, do it with love in your heart.

24/12/2025

Well, it’s approaching that day where we celebrate the birth of an absolute legend.

A true healer to the frail, the infirm and the poor. A friend and supporter to s*x workers, carpenters, fishermen, teachers, preachers and those who cannot work due to health. Basically everyone! Except bigots cos the are problematic.

That’s right folks, it’s my Birthday on the 30th 🎉

You are all invited to celebrate me!

In your own home. I don’t like crowds and I don’t like noise so this year raise a glass for me and remember to be an absolute legend who cares about people and thinks about how to make the world better for those around you. 🎉

23/12/2025

Better late than never!!!!

E-Vouchers for PMU and Aesthetics available by DM.

If you’ve got a last minute gift need I’ve got you covered ❤️

23/12/2025

Behold, the saviour of Christmas. The spicy Margarita, the nectar from the goddess herself. Blue agave grown by Mother Earth to quench my thirst!

Happy Yuletide fu***rs 🤘

23/12/2025

Fancy £150 off when booking 2 areas of PMU

I have just 4 more vouchers available.

Several have been claimed but not actually booked in yet so don’t miss out ❤️

https://cultpmu.org/150voucher