01/04/2026
🤖 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🤖
To improve efficiency, we’re replacing our team with fully automated Care Legacy robots…
They will: ✔️ Never be late
✔️ Make perfect tea every time
✔️ Never forget anything
Danielle has refused to train them
Anna says they still need to be added onto Birdie
Keira doesn’t trust them
James is reviewing the risk assessment
Matthew approved it anyway
APRIL FOOLS 😄
We’ll stick with our amazing humans thanks 💙