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07/12/2025

A Sunday reminder…
Move something today — even 5 minutes of mobility.
Your future body will thank you 🖤

If you’ve been meaning to start, this is your sign.
Hit the link in bio, sign up today and get 7 days FREE — pay nothing, dive in, and explore my 10-minute movement snacks designed to help you move better, feel better, and stay injury-free.

You’ve got 5 minutes. Let’s go. ✨

03/12/2025

Why You Need to Squat (Even If You Think You Don’t)
Most people think squatting is “leg day.” In reality, it’s life insurance for your hips, knees, spine, digestion, pelvic floor, and long-term independence.

But here’s the shocking part:
• We spend 9–10 hours a day sitting — more than we spend sleeping.
• Hip mobility declines by up to 7% every decade… unless you train it.
• Falls are the #1 cause of injury-related death in over-65s — and poor lower-body strength + immobility is a major contributor.
• Populations that still rest in a deep squat have far lower rates of hip and knee issues (and stay independent for longer).
• And this one really hits: Every 1cm you lose in mobility after age 40 is linked to a higher risk of chronic pain.

Yet… we don’t change our behaviour.
Why?
Because the problem is INVISIBLE!
You don’t feel the loss of mobility today. You only feel it when it’s too late.

So here’s the reframing:

➡️ A squat isn’t a workout. It’s a long-term insurance policy you can top up daily.
➡️ It’s not about getting strong legs—it’s about keeping the ability to get up and down off the floor at 60, 70, 80+.
➡️ It’s one of the simplest, cheapest, highest-ROI movements you can do for your future self.

And you don’t need an hour.
You don’t need a gym.
You don’t need equipment.

You need 10 minutes a day of intentional mobility.

✨ Explore my Bitesize Mobility Movements
Add them into your day in under 10 minutes.

🔗Link in bio — 7-day free trial.

Hip mobility isn’t a cure-all — nutrition and sleep matter too — but it plays a huge role in supporting hormone balance:...
01/12/2025

Hip mobility isn’t a cure-all — nutrition and sleep matter too — but it plays a huge role in supporting hormone balance:

✨ Better Circulation & Lymph Flow
More blood flow + better drainage around the pelvis = healthier endocrine function and easier hormone transport.

✨ Lower Stress Hormones
Hip-focused movement can lower cortisol and support healthier estrogen–progesterone balance.

✨ Pelvic Floor & Reproductive Support
A mobile pelvis → less tension → better pelvic floor function… a key part of women’s hormonal and reproductive health.

✨ Nervous System Regulation
Hip mobility + deep breathing shifts you into parasympathetic “rest + restore,” which your hormones love.

Ladies… tight hips sink ships.
Add mobility like this into your routine and set sail with Thursdays live is all about Hips 👇🏽
Sign up 7 Free days Trial in Bio

DECEMBER DESTRESS CHALLENGEFeel better in under 10 minutes a day.December doesn’t burn you out — stress does.So instead ...
30/11/2025

DECEMBER DESTRESS CHALLENGE
Feel better in under 10 minutes a day.

December doesn’t burn you out — stress does.
So instead of powering through, we’re switching strategy:

✨ 7 tiny daily routines
✨ Breathwork that works instantly
✨ Short movement to melt tension
✨ Sound baths + Yoga Nidra
✨ Simple rituals for a calm, clear mind

This isn’t fitness.
This is nervous-system engineering for a calmer December, better sleep, and less overwhelm.

And the best part?
You’ll feel a difference on day one, not day thirty.

Your calmest December is one click away.
Sign up via the link in my bio.

November Recap 🤎November was full on.Three kids, a house to run, a business I’m deeply passionate about… and more work t...
30/11/2025

November Recap 🤎

November was full on.
Three kids, a house to run, a business I’m deeply passionate about… and more work this month than I think I’ve ever taken on at once.

It’s been one of the craziest, busiest seasons of my life — but also one of the most productive and fulfilling.
And honestly, the only reason I’ve kept my energy, my health, and my sanity is because of the daily rituals I stick to every day.

The early morning movement before the kids wake up.
A few minutes of breathwork when everything feels loud.
Nourishing food (even if eaten standing up 🙃).
Tiny pauses in between the chaos.
Moments that remind me I’m human, not a machine.

Being a mum of 3 while building something I love isn’t easy — but it’s the most meaningful thing I’ve ever done.
And this month reminded me that I don’t need perfect routines… just consistent anchors that keep my nervous system steady and my mind clear.

I’m proud of the work, the growth, the momentum.
But I’m even more proud that I stayed well through it all.
Plus I have had Whitney Houston 🎶 on full blast every morning to get me through the mundane (Top Top)

December — I’m ready for you 🎄🎅🏽❤️

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29/11/2025

✨ “Real people. Real results.” ✨

(7-day free trial — link in bio)

If you’ve been thinking about joining Metal Monkey but haven’t taken the leap yet… here’s something powerful:

You don’t need more willpower — you just need the smallest nudge in the right direction.
That’s exactly what these stories from our members are: a reminder that small, daily movement creates outsized results.

In behavioural science, Rory Sutherland says “the opposite of a good idea can also be a good idea” —
so instead of punishing workouts or rigid routines, we focus on something far more effective:

✔️ Tiny, enjoyable sessions that create massive long-term change

✔️ Momentum, not motivation
✔️ Flexibility + mobility that makes everything in life feel easier
✔️ A platform that removes friction — classes at home, anytime

And it works — not because people suddenly become “disciplined”, but because the process finally feels doable.

That’s the magic you’ll hear in these testimonials.

People moving better.
People feeling younger.
People finally sticking to a routine.
People getting stronger without burnout.
People discovering how good their body is supposed to feel.

And now you can try it too — with zero commitment.

👉 Start your 7-day free trial — link in bio

Because the smallest change in your daily routine can create the biggest difference in your life.

We spend £15 without thinking — a takeaway, two glasses of wine, a couple of coffees…All gone by tomorrow.But for the pr...
28/11/2025

We spend £15 without thinking — a takeaway, two glasses of wine, a couple of coffees…
All gone by tomorrow.

But for the price of one mindless purchase, you get an entire YEAR of:

✨ Mobility sessions
✨ Flexibility training
✨ Breathwork
✨ Yoga-inspired strength
✨ Pain reduction routines
✨ Daily movement guidance
✨ Courses + challenges that actually change your body

All inside the Metal Monkey app.
All for £15/month when you join the annual plan.

This is our BIGGEST SALE OF THE YEAR.
Once it’s gone, it’s gone.

If you’ve been waiting for a sign — this is it.
Your body in 2025 will thank you for this one small decision today.

👉 Join the annual membership for £15/month.
The best purchase you’ll make all year.

🔗Link in Bio

You’re not stiff because you don’t stretch.You’re stiff because you sit all day — and one workout isn’t fixing it.This i...
26/11/2025

You’re not stiff because you don’t stretch.
You’re stiff because you sit all day — and one workout isn’t fixing it.
This is the part nobody tells you… but after 20+ years working with hundreds of bodies, I will:

👉 Mobility isn’t about one big session.
👉 It’s about tiny movements, repeated often.
👉 Your body needs snacks — not marathons.

True longevity, durability, flexibility and pain-free movement come from weaving small bursts of movement into your entire day.

Standing up between tasks.
Opening your hips after long desk hours.
Taking your meeting while walking (my personal favourite).
Shoulder resets. Spine mobility.
5-10 minutes at a time — huge results.

This is the formula I’ve refined over years…
And it works. Every time. For every body.

If you want to feel younger, move better, get stronger, and undo the effects of our “sitting world,” then you need mobility that fits your real life — not just your workouts.

That’s exactly why I created my online platform:
Don’t know where to start?
🔥 Daily Movement Snacks
🔥 Mobility + flexibility training
🔥 Short sessions that actually change your body
🔥 Results you can feel in days

Ready to start moving better — faster?

Comment “MOVE” and I’ll send you the link. 🐒✨

24/11/2025

✨ My Flexibility Journey — Still Evolving ✨

The older I get, the more I realise how important it is to focus on my weak areas, not just the ones I’m already good at. That’s where the real progress happens. That’s where the body actually changes.

And now, fully in my mum era with three boys under 10, I don’t have time to waste on training that doesn’t move the needle. Every session counts. Every drill has a purpose. I’m more intentional now than I’ve ever been.

My journey isn’t about being the bendiest in the room — it’s about staying strong, mobile, capable, and connected to my body as I move through this stage of life.

Flexibility isn’t something you “finish.”
It’s something you keep showing up for — wisely, consistently, and with a bit more self-awareness every year.

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