01/04/2026
🚨 Important Update 🚨
We’re absolutely gutted to share that, following a rather dramatic landslide overnight, our beloved riverside sauna has… well… relocated itself into the River Dee. 😳🌊
Yes, you read that correctly. It is currently enjoying a slightly more immersive experience than originally intended.
The riverbank gave way earlier today, and our lovely sauna slid gracefully (or not so gracefully) into the water below. Thankfully no one was inside at the time, and everyone is safe, although the sauna itself is taking things a bit too literally when we say “cold plunge.”
We’re currently assessing the situation and figuring out how on earth we’re going to fish it back out again.
We’ll keep you posted with updates… but for now, bookings are slightly affected. 😅
APRIL FOOLS! 🎉
Don’t worry, the sauna is exactly where it should be, firmly on dry land and ready for you to enjoy. No rogue river adventures (yet).
Thanks for playing along, and if you did a double take, we’ll take that as a win 😄
