25/12/2025
🎅 Santa’s Spa Day at The Quad 🎅
'Twas weeks before Christmas, and Santa was sore,
From chimneys and cookies and ho-ho’ing galore.
Mrs. Claus said, “You’re creaky, you’re stiff as a tree,🎄
Go pamper that belly—have a spa day, dear, please!”
So off to The Quad he went in his sleigh,🛷
Rudolph parked neatly (in a “No Sleighs” bay).
Through the doors waddled Santa, all jolly and red,
And asked at reception, “Got room for this head?”
He started with yoga what a sight to behold,
His beard touched his toes (well, that’s what he told).
The reindeer did laps while the elves hit the gym,💪
And Santa tried Zumba—(the Zumba tried him).
Then came the sauna—so steamy and hot,🔥
He melted like chocolate and liked it a lot.
The steam filled the room, the elf shouted, “We’re blind!”
“Don’t worry,” said Santa, “I’m easy to find!”
Next stop, the pool—he cannonballed in,💦
Creating a wave that soaked everyone’s skin.
Aqua aerobics turned into a flood,
But everyone laughed—“It’s Santa, no crud!”
By evening, refreshed, he was loose as a goose,
With cucumber slices and peppermint mousse.
He sighed, “I feel younger! My belly feels tight!”
Then ordered three mince pies—ah well, maybe not quite.🤔
So if you see Santa relaxing next year,
At The Quad with his towel and spa-friendly gear,
Just wink and remember: before his world tour,
Even Saint Nick needs a detox, for sure!🤣
