07/02/2026
“Why hasn’t labour started yet?”
Labour doesn’t start because of one switch or one thing you forgot to do. It’s a complex hormonal process that usually begins when your baby is ready, your cervix is ready, and your body is ready... not before.
Labour starts when your baby decides
Yep. They send the hormonal “it’s time” signal.
Not pineapple.
Not curry.
Not your 7th “labour-starting” walk of the day.
Most babies arrive between 37–42 weeks.
That whole “due date” thing? A polite suggestion.
2. What your body is doing behind the scenes
• Your cervix is softening
• Hormones are shifting
• Baby is getting into position
• Your uterus is basically doing warm-up stretches
It’s happening… even if it feels like absolutely nothing is happening.
3. What can help things along (gently)
Not magic, just helpful:
• Rest (yes, really)
• Movement you enjoy
• Sitting upright / forward
• Staying hydrated
• Oxytocin moments (laugh, cuddle, whatever works)
These help your body… they don’t “force” labour.
4. What does not work (sorry)
• Pineapple
• Castor oil (PLEASE no)
• Bouncing so hard on the ball you apply for Cirque du Soleil
If it worked, every NHS ward would smell like a fruit salad.
💛 5. The truth
Nothing is wrong with you.
Nothing is “late.”
You’re not behind, you’re pregnant.
And your body isn’t on anyone’s schedule but its own.
📌 Save this for when you’re pacing your living room at 2am.
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