Sandy Cristel Holistic & Shamanic Therapist

03/12/2025

Hey lovely people.

I need to gently remind everyone about my cancellation policy. This is my only income and it keeps a roof over my head while I run the wildlife rescue for free, so every appointment matters.

If an appointment is missed or cancelled without at least 24 hours notice, the full fee is due. When a space is left empty at the last minute, I cannot refill it and another client is left waiting for support they needed sooner.

A few key points from my terms:
• All bookings require at least 24 hours notice to cancel or move.
• Missed sessions are payable in full.
• All terms are clearly written here:
https://www.sandycristel.com/terms/

Thank you for respecting my time. It allows me to keep doing what I love, both here and at the rescue. 🤗

23/11/2025

Relisting FOR SALE AGAIN
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Vintage taxidermy crows for sale.

Five mounted crows
Two mounted magpies
All ethically sourced
Crows arranged on a very large natural branch
Magpies separately mounted on a smaller branch
Classic vintage piece with real character
Slightly dusty so just needs a bit of love

Price £1000 ovno for the full set.

Perfect for a collector, studio, shop display or anyone with a soft spot for dark and dramatic decor.

Only selling because I genuinely need the space. My house is starting to look like a Hitchcock rehearsal 😪

Message if you are interested or want more photos. First come first served.

07/11/2025

Update: no more slots this year folks!

Taking bookings for January and February
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Get booking! Only a few slots left this year.. text or WhatsApp 07840 651838

31/10/2025

Part of my Altar at home

26/10/2025

Well, that was an eventful night. The Courtyard Centre was broken into, but by some stroke of luck, good karma, or maybe a few good spirits keeping watch, and a touch of witchcraft, the studio area was completely spared.

We’ve got plenty of cameras, of course — though not much use when the culprits look like Tweedledum and Tweedledee in balaclavas, trying to reenact an episode of bargain-bin Batman called Fatman and Knobin.

Thing is, there’s nothing here worth taking. I hold no stock, no valuables, and certainly no cash. The most exciting thing in my studio is a jar of coffee and some musty incense. So knock yourselves out, lads — but honestly, if I were you, I’d be aiming a little higher. Maybe find somewhere else to line those joggers with and don't steal from those who are trying to put bread on their tables.

My thoughts are with those who were targeted and hope all is recoverable xx 🙏

26/09/2025

Digital ID is dangerous. SAY NO NOW. 🙏
Please sign and share....

Hackers could steal millions of records in one go. What starts as a simple login could be turned into full scale tracking of your money, health, and daily life.

Governments or companies could lock people out of services with one click, and the most vulnerable would be hit hardest.

Other countries have tried it, and the results were leaks, lost access to food, benefits, and healthcare, and millions left exposed. This isn’t theory, it’s already happened elsewhere.

We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.

30/08/2025

Breaking News: Some bloke thought it was a good idea to ring me twice at around midnight, and send two needy messages begging for a massage.
Spoiler alert: it wasn’t a good idea was it John.

My sanctuary is for healing, not late-night creepers who mistake desperation for charm. Midnight calls don’t make you mysterious, John — they just make you look like a drunk toddler who found a phone.

Pro tip: If you’re after respect and attention, start by finding some manners. Until then, jog on.

20/08/2025

I get asked about cacao a lot but until now I've never found a supplier that has the right vibe ... til now .. so...
Coffee may wake you up but Cacao wakes your soul!

There’s something truly special about sitting with a warm cup of raw cacao. The depth, the richness, the way it seems to reach right into your heart. The finest I’ve found comes from https://www.houseofwildcacao.com/ it feels alive in every sip.

I personally like to add a touch of Manuka honey, though you can soften it with date syrup, coconut sugar or maple if that calls to you. Just keep the temperature under 45 degrees, so the natural goodness and spirit of the cacao remain intact.

And while our furry companions may sense the energy, this is a sacred drink for humans only. Keep the ritual yours. ❣️

05/07/2025

Yay Im back .. got my words around the wrong way as always. Those who know me know me and we laugh about it. Those who don't, my ADHD brain doesn't quite get words out right.. but hey ho, I don't care much, it's part of me! Then add in a smattering of menobrain and it's quite hilarious at times 😂

04/07/2025

Woop woop I'm back into my business page! That was a palaver and a half but I got my page back eventually thanks to one superhuman at Meta 🤗

My fault entirely and I wasn't hacked. So sorry for anyone who messaged me. I'll be going through all the messages from May and June now x

05/05/2025

The most authentic of people hate crowds, are often loners by choice, and don't have that deep insecurity to prove themselves to others ...

04/05/2025

This ..
from the author
Julie Merrick
"Thoughts that Move Energy: Allowing Awareness Support Appreciation Empowerment"