Bjorn - Old Skool Fitness

Bjorn - Old Skool Fitness Transformation that lasts, with a blast from the past. Helping men transform their body from decent to damn impressive.

14/12/2025

Rocky didn’t spend Christmas sitting on his backside, and neither should you.

❄️ Your workouts don’t have to be full-on montages with Eye of the Tiger blasting, although it IS an absolute banger.

🚶 Get your steps in.

💪 Use that extra food to fuel some Christmas GAINS.

You’ll feel less bloated and stressed about undoing your progress.

Plus, a Christmas day walk gets you out of Monopoly-induced family arguments.

Don’t let December derail you, champ 🥊

Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅

Rockin’ around the Christmas tree! Well there was no tree but last weekend was our (  ) last gig the year so I decided f...
14/12/2025

Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!

Well there was no tree but last weekend was our ( ) last gig the year so I decided full festive attire was the order of the day.

Had an absolute blast playing OUTDOORS at

I love playing these shows so much and we’ve already got 20 shows booked for 2026

Merry Christmas my hard rockin’ Amigo’s! 🤘🏻🎄🤘🏻

STRIP INTO CHRISTMAS - WEEK 5My Grandma would have been proud of my progress in this diet. Not that she’d have the foggi...
13/12/2025

STRIP INTO CHRISTMAS - WEEK 5

My Grandma would have been proud of my progress in this diet. Not that she’d have the foggiest clue what I was up to.

The one life lesson I remember her telling me was ‘patience is a virtue’.

It’s not my strongest attribute a lot of the time but boy o boy is it absolutely what I’ve needed.

My weight barely shifted for two solid weeks despite the fact I was bossing my nutrition, training consistently and getting my steps in.

This is the point where I can fully understand why people give up in utter frustration.

However, I KNEW there was no way I wasn’t losing fat, especially giving the fact I was seeing visual changes.

The scales are absolute gits a lot of the time and you can’t rely on them solely

After holding fairly steady in the mid 77kg’s for a fortnight, I then dropped in to the 76’s on Monday and straight into the 75’s on Tuesday!

Turns out being patient was just the ticket.

Dieting in the run up to Christmas does have its challenges as I’m sure you can relate but it’s not impossible and it’s going to make January so much easier.

I’ll keep you posted with the plans for the 2026 bulk and summer shred!

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

12/12/2025

You absolutely SHOULD want to look good with no clothes on.

You’re allowed to demand better of yourself.

It doesn’t mean you hate how you look now. It doesn’t mean you’re shallow. It means you care enough to put in the effort to feel and look amazing.

For me it’s never just been about losing weight.

It’s about building strength, reshaping your body, and finally looking in the mirror and thinking, ‘Damn, I did that.’

This isn’t about starving yourself into submission or shooting up the Mount Killer Manjaro.

10/12/2025

You work your ass off, do all the right things, tick all the right boxes....
...but you feel like nothing’s happening.

Then one random Tuesday, something clicks.

That’s what happened when one of my videos blew up. Went ‘viral’ as the kids say.
80,000 views out of nowhere.

It wasn’t my best video and it certainly wasn’t controversial, or so I thought.

Your training and nutrition work the same way.

You show up, do the work and follow the plan.

Yet it feels like f**k all is changing

Until one day you look back at photos, or that pair of jeans that used to be tight, or catch yourself in the mirror and realise how far you’ve actually come.

It’s not the days when you feel on fire that make the difference.

It’s the days when you don’t think it matters, but you show up and do it anyway.

So if you’re in that place where you feel like nothing’s working, don’t stop.

Results aren’t always going to show up when you want them to.

But they do show up for blokes who have a smart plan, keep working, and refuse to give up.

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

09/12/2025

🎄 Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. Debate over.

That’s not ALL people get hopelessly wrong at this time of year.

🔥 They treat the entire month of December like it’s Christmas Day.

One mince pie turns into ten...

A “few nibbles” at the buffet becomes a full-scale raid.

Before you know it, January feels like an impossible task of trying to sweat out the festive gluttony.

But you don’t need to hit pause on progress just because there’s tinsel everywhere.

You can enjoy the season AND stay on track. It’s not about being perfect, it’s about not going full Bruce Willis on the buffet.

Because let’s face it, when January comes, you’ll want to feel ready to crush it, not regretful about December’s choices.

If you want 2026 to be the year you finally stop making excuses and get lean, strong and confident you need to work with me.

Click the link in my bio or DM me to find out how.

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

07/12/2025

You start your diet and three weeks in you’re feeling great.

Your belly is shrinking and energy is up.

Then week four hits, the scale doesn’t budge and you you panic. So you quit and start researching a new approach.

Or you commit to building muscle and after just six weeks of eating more, lifting heavier and getting stronger, your abs disappear and you freak out. So you slash calories and dive straight back into a diet before you’ve actually built anything.

You keep bouncing between the two without ever finishing either phase properly.

That’s not a strategy.

Building a proper body takes multiple diet phases and multiple gaining phases over YEARS. In every single one, there’ll be weeks where progress stalls, where the scale goes the wrong way or you don’t hit a PB.

You need to hold your nerve, sticks to the plan, and work through the messy bits instead of hitting reset every time it gets uncomfortable.

I was the king of panic-quitting. In gaining phases, I’d eat everything, get too fat, then slash calories and do cardio like a madman until I felt like s**t. In diet phases, I’d quit the second progress slowed down.

I wasted YEARS yo-yoing because I didn’t have the patience to see a phase through properly.

That’s why I built Project X. So you don’t make the same mistakes.

You get a proper plan, accountability, and someone who’s been through it all telling you when to push and when to hold steady.

I’ve got a few spaces available for 1:1 coaching. Click the link in my bio if you’re ready to stop restarting and actually finish what you started.

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

05/12/2025

You’re eating too much.

It’s not just because you can’t slump down in front of the TV without smashing open a share bag of chocolate.

It’s because you genuinely believe the guidelines slapped on every food label box in the country telling you you NEED 2,500 calories a day.

That number wasn’t made for you, my friend.

It was made for the mythical man you want to be.

The one who lifts heavy, moves all day, and doesn’t live off convenience food.

Most blokes these days train once or twice a week, at best.

They spend the rest of their time sat on their arse wondering why their gut’s spilling over their belt.

You’re not a builder or an Olympic athlete.

You’re a desk-bound dad with weeks of missed gym sessions and a loyalty card at Greggs.

2,500 is generous.

It’s a maintenance number at best, and even then, it’s probably too much.

If you want to lose fat and actually look like you lift, that number needs to be YOUR number. Based on your routine, your lifestyle, and your actual goals.

Comment LLYL (or click the link in my bio) and I’ll send you a free 5-week plan.

It calculates what you should be eating and more importantly, helps you stick to it.

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

04/12/2025

You’ve already written off December already.

Too much going on. Too many parties. Too much food everywhere.

So you’re pinning your hopes on January. Again.

But how many Januarys have come and gone where you actually followed through with your plans?

Each year, the belly grows a bit more, the T-shirt gets tighter and your confidence takes another knock.

And by the time January actually arrives, you’re so deep in mince pie regret that starting feels impossible.

Life doesn’t pause so you can get your s**t together and get in shape.

There’s no perfect moment coming. No magical switch that flips on New Year’s Day.

The blokes who will look trim and confident next summer aren’t waiting for January.

They’re making plans NOW and learning how to make progress even when life’s throwing Christmas parties and Quality Street tins at them.

You’ve got two options:

Wait for January and hope this time will be different (it won’t).

Or start now, learn to manage progress under pressure, and rock up to January with actual momentum instead of just hope.

Success isn’t about finding the perfect time. It’s about getting on with it when it’s hard.

If you’re ready to stop waiting and actually commit to yourself, link in bio or drop me a DM.

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

03/12/2025

Ever catch yourself in the mirror and think “This isn’t what I’m meant to look like”?

You’re not head-turningly fat. Just softer and squishier than you should be for a man in his prime.

You notice it when you’re drying off after a shower and catch a glimpse of yourself side-on. Like a limp action figure with moobs where your chest muscles should be.

You reach for the same old hoodie even though it’s 22 degrees outside because your arms look like soggy spaghetti.

You dodge family swim days because the thought of peeling off your t-shirt feels more stressful than a last-minute trip to the in-laws.

And when you go to hang from the monkey bars, your daughter says, “Dad, why can’t you do it?”

You’re not lazy or broken. You’ve just been coasting through life.

Moving occasionally, hitting the gym every couple of months and eating well-ish. Except for weekends, evenings and busy times.

You keep hoping it’ll all come together if you just stick with it. Yet every time your wife leaves the room and you flex, you can’t see a single muscle and can’t even blame your deteriorating eyesight.

That was me for years.

I trained 4-5 days a week, bought tight t-shirts from Burton (RIP) and ate ‘clean’ to give my body what it needed (or so I thought).

But I still looked like I’d never lifted a weight in my life.

Sadly, homie, effort alone doesn’t cut it.

Not if there’s no plan or progression in what you’re doing. No clue whether what you’re doing is even working.

That’s why I built ‘Look Like You Lift’. It’s the system I wish I had back then.

So if you’re sick of making f**k all progress, wasting months doing nothing and wondering why you look like the skinny fat kid everyone ripped into at school...

Comment LLYL and I’ll send it straight over. Or click the link in my bio.

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

02/12/2025

You’ve had a solid week and feel good about yourself. For five days straight you’ve eaten protein, trained and hit your steps.

Then Saturday rolls around.......😱

The missus wants a takeaway.
The lads are going for a ‘few’ beers.
The kids baked you a little treat.

Before you know it, you’ve smashed the big red ‘f**k it’ button and the weekend’s gone completely sideways.

Sunday is more of the same with a big old fry up, a roast with all the trimmings and a pudding, of course. You’ll start fresh Monday though, right?

Except Monday morning you’re bloated, knackered, and right back where you started. All that good work from the week has vanished into thin air.

Christmas is coming so it’s about to get worse. One work do becomes three. Three becomes two solid weeks of “I’ll sort it in January.”

Look, I’m not telling you to be perfect. I had two weeks off at half term where I properly cut loose and gained 3kg.

It showed me how fast things spiral when you don’t have some absolute minimum basic standards in place.

You don’t need to white-knuckle your way through every social event. But you do need a plan that protects your progress when life gets messy.

A few simple rules that keep you ticking over even when everything else is chaos. Minimum standards that mean you’re not starting from scratch every bloody Monday.

Comment VHS below and I’ll send you my free 5-week Look Like You Lift diet and training program.

It’ll help you navigate weekends, holidays, and life without wiping out all your hard work.

Don’t get old. Get Old Skool.

My weight finally dropped after a week of going nowhere. I’m finally down in to the 76kg bracket now. Not bad from an 82...
02/12/2025

My weight finally dropped after a week of going nowhere.

I’m finally down in to the 76kg bracket now. Not bad from an 82kg start point.

What did I do differently? Not much in all honesty. I increased my daily steps a bit but other than that I held my nerve.

Even despite the fact I went out with my friend & client, Luke for a burger, I still managed to make progress.

Every meal has been based around plants & protein and I’ve made sure to get my training in.

I’d love to tell you there was a secret but there’s not. You’ve just gotta get a plan, stick to it and tweak where needed.

Another 1-2 weeks of dieting should see me in a good place to enjoy Christmas and gain until April-May time before a proper diet before my summer holiday.

Yup, I’m planning for the summer already, you should too.

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