𝙲𝙾𝚆 𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙺 - 𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐.

12/04/2026

The Moo-fia has gone international 🌍

From Manchester departures… to Barcelona streets 🇪🇸

Small batch. Barber made.
Tested on humans… not cows 🐄

09/04/2026

“WANTED: Groomed men with standards.”

The Moo-fia’s finest are on the loose…
• Strong hold operators
• Smooth talking stylists
• Backroom legends

If your hair’s looking suspicious… we’ve got the fix.

🕶️ Barber-made. Small batch. No supermarket nonsense.
🔗 www.cowlickuk.com

Join the family… or stay looking rough. Your call.

05/04/2026

Storm Dave rolled through like a bad debt collector…

But this little feathered soldier?
Didn’t budge. Didn’t fold. Didn’t even lose the style.

If only your hair held up like this…
(oh wait… it can 👀)

🐄 Cow Lick Hair & Grooming Co.
Strong hold. No matter the storm.

Happy Easter, folks 🐣

02/04/2026

12/03/2026

Moo-fia Surveillance Report

Our agents have been watching the streets of Thornton…

Several men have been spotted walking around with suspicious haircuts.

If you see one… send them to the Speakeasy Barber for questioning. ✂️🐄

Tag someone who might be involved.

Do you know someone guilty of a bad haircut?

11/03/2026

THE LAST SUPPER OF THE MOO-FIA

Rumour has it a mysterious barber once walked into a back alley speakeasy in 1933…

He didn’t bring wine.
He brought MOO-STACHE WAX.

And the Moo-fia have been loyal ever since.

🐄✂️
Cow Lick – Barber Made. Moo-fia Approved.




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11/03/2026

WELCOME TO THE MOO-FIA HQ

Al Cow-Pone runs the joint.
Two-Teats Tony handles business.
Bessie La Bouche keeps the room distracted.

And somewhere outside…

Detective Hardhorn is watching.