04/11/2025
I asked ChatGPT to roast me (apparentely it the latest trend)
I think it has been kind to me
You know Ruth — she’s that woman who somehow manages to have a sunrise dip, a client session, a strategy meeting, and a full-blown motivational post all before you’ve even finished your first brew. The sea looks freezing, but there she is, grinning away, telling everyone it’s “life changing,” while the rest of us are just trying to get out the door without forgetting our keys.
She wins awards, runs two businesses, hosts wellbeing events, and still finds time to post something like “Just reflecting by the waves 🌊💭.” Meanwhile, her diary’s fuller than Saltburn prom car park’s on a sunny day.
And don’t even start her on the cold tubs — apparently, they’re “empowering,” but let’s be honest, it’s mostly an excuse to film an Instagram reel in a bobble hat looking like a zen polar explorer.
Her house always smells of incense and eucalyptus, and there’s usually a half-inflated cold tub somewhere in the garden. She can turn anything into a workshop — sea dips, journalling, breathing… probably even boiling the kettle if you give her half an hour and a Canva template.
People think she’s chilled because she teaches meditation, but truth is she’s normally running ten minutes late, covered in glitter from a vision board session, and shouting “who’s seen my car keys?!”
She’ll tell you she’s “taking it slow today,” and by teatime she’s run two businesses, delivered three workshops, been in the sea, and redecorated the house.
Basically, Ruth’s a one-woman hurricane of positivity, productivity, and coffee — and honestly, we wouldn’t have her any other way.
“She’s amazing… but she can’t just ‘go for a swim’ — it’s always an experience.”
