12/03/2026
I love when my post gets 1800 views and 4 likes.
Because that means 1796 of you read it like it was a confidential government document and then quietly moved along with your day.
Just lurking.
Observing.
Gathering information.
No trace left behind.
You people scroll my posts like undercover detectives.
“Interesting.”
“Noted.”
keeps scrolling
Meanwhile I know exactly what happened.
You read the entire thing.
You nodded.
You maybe even exhaled through your nose slightly.
But liking it?
Absolutely not.
We must maintain professionalism.
God forbid the algorithm finds out you experienced one human emotion.
The funniest part is the view count just keeps climbing.
300 views.
520 views.
817 views.
And the likes are sitting there like:
5
One from my mum.
One from my best friend.
One from someone who probably thought they were liking a different post.
The rest of you?
Silent.
Invisible.
Emotionally unavailable.
Scrolling like:
“Hmm yes, content.”
keeps moving
Meanwhile someone else posts:
“Happy Tuesday ☀️”
And suddenly you’re all:
“LOVE THIS”
“NEEDED THIS”
“OMG SO TRUE”
WHAT IS TRUE, SARAH.
IT’S TUESDAY.
Anyway thanks for reading my post and participating in the world’s largest silent book club.
I’ll see you all again tomorrow when 900 of you read my post and collectively decide to behave like Victorian ghosts.